Barcelona, Cannes, Rome & Ibiza on our June 2025 Med Cruise!

Spain, France and Italy! A Winning Trio!

Summer is just around the corner, and things in Europe are heating up. Now is the perfect time to get your cruising calendar in order! Why not kick it off by booking a spot on our 7 Days in Spain, France & Italy tour from June 22-29, 2025? 

Once again, we’re teaming up with Virgin Voyages for an unforgettable journey to three of Europe’s most popular countries—all in just seven nights. Barcelona, a perennial European favorite, makes for the perfect embarkation point. From there, we’ll cruise to France and dock at Cannes, the glamorous playground of the rich and famous, before sailing on to Marina di Carrara in Italy. This historically rich city offers a striking contrast of sandy beaches and snow-capped mountains. Next, we’ll head to Civitavecchia, Rome’s closest port, where you can choose to visit the Eternal City itself or simply unwind in the beautiful port town. Last, but certainly not least, we’ll dock in Ibiza, where we’ll paint the old town pink during our very own bar crawl—and, hangovers permitting, take a trip to the local gay beach.

As part of our gay group trip, you’ll enjoy group dinners, private events, and the option to join our exclusive shore excursions!

The Full Virgin Experience!

Virgin Voyages has elevated cruising to a fine art. Say goodbye to tacky buffets, clichéd shows, and hidden charges. Instead, enjoy high-class restaurants, cutting-edge entertainment, and nearly everything—except booze, of course—completely included in the price. Even better, the cruise is entirely adult-only, so there’s no need to contend with screaming kids! Our vessel, the Scarlet Lady, is a true diva of the seas. Get ready for themed parties (including a PJ party and the infamous Scarlet Night), a variety of bars and eateries to explore, thrilling shore excursions, drag shows featuring the ship’s resident “Diva,” live entertainment designed to wow, and countless surprises around every corner.

Virgin Voyages isn’t just “gay-friendly”—they’re gay-loving, making them one of the most progressive cruise lines out there. We love Virgin Voyages, and after your first cruise with them—and with us—you will too!

SPECIAL OFFER! 

Book a Sea Terrace cabin by January 31 and save $200 plus get $400 in onboard credit. That’s just $2,490 per person. First come, first served. Terms apply.

Hear All About It on YouTube.

Us LGBTQ+ folk tend to be visual creatures, and we like to see things for ourselves. Take a look at how things play out on a Two Bad Tourists’ group trip with Virgin Voyages in our onboard YouTube video clip. 

What Do the Experts (Our Past Guests) Say?

We believe our group trips to be one of the best out there, but of course, we’d blow our own trumpets!  So don’t just take our word for it—check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. With a team fully committed to creating an inclusive cruise experience, it’s no surprise that many of our guests return year after year. And as for our partners in crime, Virgin Voyages, they’ve turned cruising into a fine art. You can read their reviews here, too-

Come Take on Europe with Two Bad Tourists!

Well, the majority of our guests are lone wolves seeking a pack, and you won’t be alone for long. We kick off the cruise with a private cocktail party, and from there, we’ve got group dinners, excursions, and events galore. What’s more, there’ll always be one of us at all the ship’s shows and parties. Solo travelers can also take advantage of our special offer below.

Can’t join us in June? Or maybe you want to fill up your cruising calendar even more? From September 5-12, 2025, we’re also running our brand-new 7 Days in Amsterdam, Bruges & Bordeaux cruise. After embarking from Portsmouth in England—the birthplace of Charles Dickens—we’ll sail to Amsterdam for a (sure to be eventful) overnight stay, then head to the culturally rich city of Bruges and the wine-soaked charm of Bordeaux. Come be a part of the Two Bad Tourists family as we take on Europe one port at a time!

SPECIAL OFFERS FOR SOLO TRAVELERS!

#1 – Book a Solo Insider Cabin for as low as $1,605.

#2 – Book a Solo Sea View Cabin for as low as $2,393

#3 – Book a Ltd View Sea Terrace Cabin for as low as $2,813.

All prices in US Dollars. Terms apply. Offer ends January 31.