Join Our Caribbean Cruise in 2025!

October 04, 2024

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Caribbean Cruise Dreaming, On A Winter’s Gay

2025 is just on the horizon, so why not start the year with a little tropical TLC on our brand-new gay group trip to the Caribbean? From February 22 to March 2, 2025, we’re partnering with Virgin Voyages for an 8-night cruise departing from Miami. This round-trip voyage will stop at Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic, San Juan in Puerto Rico, the French island of St. Croix, and Virgin Voyages' very own Beach Club in Bimini. You can expect sun-soaked beaches, crystal-clear waters, a splash of Caribbean culture, and endless fun both aboard and ashore, with unique benefits exclusive to our gay group trip. Traveling alone? Don’t worry—the majority of our other guests are, too! You’re sure to make friends in no time through our private parties, group dinners, and special events on board.

SPECIAL OFFER FOR SOLO TRAVELERS!

For a limited time, Virgin Voyages is offering a Solo Insider Cabin for just $2,371. This rate has been extended and is guaranteed through October 9. Traveling with someone or want a Sea Terrace cabin to yourself? Prices are now as low as $3,652. Plus if you pay in full, you’ll save an additional 5%. Hurry, these cabins are limited in quantity and may sell out soon.

Cruise our Reviews

We’re not ones to brag, but we believe our cruises and tours are among the best around! Of course, we might be a bit biased, so don’t just take our word for it—check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. With a team fully committed to creating an inclusive cruise experience, it’s no surprise that many of our guests return year after year. And as for our partners in crime, Virgin Voyages, they’ve turned cruising into a fine art. You can read their reviews here, too.

Watch Our Instagram Video...

If you didn’t record it, did it really happen? If you’re looking for more evidence, we recently put together a flashy video for Instagram showing all the fun we had on our last few cruises with Virgin Voyages. This should give you an idea of what to expect onboard—from our own group dinners and private parties to the ship’s spectacular shows and events.

Book it Like it’s Hot

Be ye single, coupled, throupled, or part of a group, everyone is welcome on our tours. To bring the group together, we host daily group dinners at a different one of the ship’s unique restaurants each night, organize our own shore excursions, throw private cocktail parties, and offer fun group activities open to all. How much you participate is entirely up to you—your Caribbean adventure is yours to create. Onboard, you’ll find everything from drag queen shows to dazzling (and sometimes bizarre) live performances, as well as themed parties, including the infamous Scarlet Party, with at least one of us present at every event throughout the entire cruise. Add the gorgeous backdrop of the Caribbean, and you’ve got the recipe for the ultimate cruise experience. Now is the time to claim your spot and come take on the Caribbean with Two Bad Tourists.

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