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Newsletter 262: Amsterdam Pride Cruise, Gay Galapagos Trip + Travel Tips for South America & More!
Be the Pride of the River on an Amsterdam River Cruise
Culture meets good old-fashioned fun as leading gay travel experts Detours set sail on a brand-new ship from Amsterdam from July 31 – August 7, 2025. You’ll kick-start your adventure with a weekend at Amsterdam Pride—boat parade and all—before setting off down the river through one of the most gorgeous parts of Europe, including stops in Rotterdam, Kinderdijk, Dordrecht, Bruges, and finally Belgium’s beautiful capital city, Brussels. Expect the most delectable cuisine served up by celebrity chef Todd, as well as the hottest entertainment served up by local legend drag queens and the ship’s very own resident DJ. Everyone loves a complete package, and River Cruise: Amsterdam to Brussels is an all-inclusive trip—from the meals to the onshore activities to the onboard entertainment. Amsterdam, you better do!
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Special Pride Deals for Galapagos Cruises 2025
In 2025, embark on an unforgettable journey with Invictus Adventures and their Special Pride Deals for Galapagos Cruises! Celebrate Pride in the most extraordinary way, surrounded by the breathtaking beauty of the Galapagos Islands. Explore these iconic islands in style, while creating memories that will last a lifetime. The Galapagos Islands are truly a land unspoiled by time, where Mother Nature shows off the full extent of her beauty. Join one of their many trips where you’ll take part in exciting onshore excursions to see the diverse wildlife found only on the islands, visiting everything from the picturesque beaches of San Cristobal to the nature-filled hiking trails of Espanola Island to the floating pier of Santa Cruz, as well as enjoying water sports ranging from kayaking to snorkeling—with all equipment provided. Furthermore, Ecuador is one of the friendliest countries in the world, and LGBTQ+ people are welcomed with the same fervent warmth as their straight counterparts. Come discover heaven on earth with Invictus Adventures.
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Barcelona Dreaming Barcelona and Sitges are mandatory ports of call for any gay traveler in Europe. On May 14-20, 2025 we’re once more hosting our successful 7 Days in Spain tour, visiting both in one package. Book by Jan 31 & save up to $400. Terms apply. VISIT SPAIN |
From Machu Picchu to Theatron – How to Travel South America Like a Pro
South America is the continent that has it all. There are vast jungles, epic waterfalls, red sand deserts, pristine beaches, and a whole host of geographical oddities lovingly crafted by Mother Nature herself to make you say, “wow.” Then there’s a wealth of different cultures, ranging from the ancient and enduring traditions found in the rural villages of the Sacred Valley in Peru to the feisty, modernized nightlife of Bogotá or Rio. But getting the best out of South America requires a savvy traveler—in terms of safety, respecting cultural differences, and practicalities. This is especially true for LGBTQ+ travelers. So, here’s your ultimate guide to enjoying this diverse continent and embracing its many cultures while staying secure, respectful, and stylish.
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