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Newsletter 263: Our Summer European Cruise, Barcelona Gay Group Trip + OnlyFans Exclusive Podcast & More

3 European Countries in 7 Nights? Join Our Gay Group Cruise of the Med in June!

2025 may seem like an age away, but why not fill your calendar with some gay group trips to help ease the passage of time? We’re excited to announce our brand-new 2025 collaboration with Virgin Voyages on a Barcelona to Cannes, Rome, & More Cruise, where you can see three European countries in just seven nights: Spain, France, and Italy. From June 22-29, 2025, we’ll once more set sail from Barcelona—our favorite European city—to the glamorous French Riviera city of Cannes, renowned for its international film festival and sandy beaches, before sailing across to the snow-capped mountains of Marina di Carrara in Italy. From there, we head down to Rome’s closest port, Civitavecchia, and finally to Ibiza for an overnight stay with our very own bar crawl through Ibiza Old Town. As part of our gay group trip, you’ll enjoy group dinners, shore excursions, private events, plus amazing entertainment, drag shows, and more!

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Book a Sea Terrace cabin by January 31 and save $200 plus get $400 in onboard credit. First come, first served. Hurry, the offer ends soon! Terms apply.

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This Holiday Season, Give Yourself the Gift of Nike Air Max.

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Naked Freedom in Maspalomas. Clothing-optional specialists Everything to Sea are opening up their Naked Canary Island Villa on April 24-30, 2025, just in time for Pride. Join them for a week of bliss meets no-holds-barred fun with like-minded — not to mention, naked — men. FIND OUT MORE

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Being Good ‘Bad Tourists’ in Barcelona and Sitges

They say three is a crowd, but a group is a good time - so why not join our 7 Days in Spain gay group trip on May 14-20, 2025? Together we’ll spend four nights in Barcelona and three in the gay-friendly coastal town of Sitges. This will also be the fourth time we've hosted this exact trip so we've perfected the itinerary and have curated all the best places to visit, restaurants to eat at, gay bars to sip cocktails at and more. We’ll take a dynamic range of tours through the city center, Gaudi Houses, Sagrada Familia and Parc Guell. By night we’ll introduce you to the city’s lively LGBTQ+ nightlife through drag shows and the best gay bars. On the second half of the tour we’ll relax in the picturesque coastal town of Sitges, where gay expats blend with the locals as if they were one of the same. This trip is already at 70% capacity and is nearly sold out. Make your booking soon to save your spot!

SPECIAL OFFER!

Solo travelers who book by January 31 can also get a private room and save $100. Full-price single supplements go into effect on February 1. Traveling with someone? Travelers booking double occupancy can save $400 by selecting our 3-star hotel if they book before January 31.

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Be Our Guests as Two Bad Tourists Comes to OnlyFans

The world is always evolving, and as Two Bad Tourists, we like to evolve with it. So today, we’ve decided to open an OnlyFans because… well, why not? For years, we joked about starting an OnlyFans account to supplement our business, but those conversations were never serious… until now. Subscribe, and you can expect behind-the-scenes videos, sultry workout routines, clothing-optional beach days, and more. We're all about sex positivity and want to open up with our fans. Get ready for a journey into our personal lives, including weekly episodes from our new steamy podcast, After Dark, that’ll leave you craving more.

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Getting Coqui in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is a hot gaycation choice for 2024 and gay clothing-optional guesthouse, Coqui Del Mar, is a hot choice to stay at while exploring it. Relax at a gay oasis in paradise, doing - and wearing - as little as you choose. BOOK NOW

Gay Travel Guide to Key West

Key West is a bona fide gaytopia! Nestled at the southernmost tip of the United States, just 90 miles from Cuba and surrounded by the shimmering waters of the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other, how can such a tranquil setting be anything but liberal? Over the centuries, Key West and the Florida Keys have been the ports of pirates, famous sailors, and later, the home of inspirational writers like Ernest Hemingway. Nowadays, it's the perfect blend of Caribbean flair and American spirit, where a chilled-out ‘live and let live' approach to life dominates among its inhabitants. Not to mention, it has a flourishing gay scene away from pesky mainland politics.

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Portsmouth, Amsterdam, Bruges and Bordeaux! Prepare yourself for a 2025 full of cruising by joining our new European cruise with Virgin Voyages on September 05-12, 2025. Dare you brave the Northern Seas to experience four European cities in four countries in just one week?! SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers can join for just $1,605. ALL ABOARD