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Newsletter 267: Valentine's Special Offer on Our Mediterranean Cruise, TBT on OnlyFans + Gay Hotel in Miami & More

Party Your Heart Out on the Mediterranean 

Love is the sweet—and salty—sea air this Valentine’s Day. But instead of wasting your hard-earned pink pounds on dull dinner dates, why not treat yourself—and a friend, if you’re feeling generous—to a double occupancy cabin on our summer Mediterranean cruise?

From June 22–29, 2025, we’ll set sail from Barcelona to visit France, Italy, and back to Spain again. There’s always something happening aboard the adults-only Scarlet Lady, from spicy entertainment and drag shows to club nights and themed parties—including a pajama party on opening night, an ’80s/’70s night, and the infamous Scarlet Night. We’ll be there every night to hit the decks with you, your loved one, besties, and a whole host of new friends you’re guaranteed to meet. Finally, we’ll paint the town pink during an overnight stay in Ibiza, where many a heart has been broken.

Treat yourself this Galentine’s Day!

SPECIAL OFFER EXTENDED!

Book a Sea Terrace cabin by February 28 and save $200 plus get $400 in onboard credit. That’s just $2,490 per person. First come, first served. Hurry, the offer ends soon! Terms apply.

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Gay Travel Guide to San Diego

California’s southernmost city draws over 30 million tourists every year – that’s almost three times more than New York. The city of San Diego conjures up images of perfect sunny skies, taco-peddling restaurants, and hunky surfer-filled beaches. In short, San Diego is sold as Californian at its finest with just a hint of Mexican culture. And it is all that for sure, but San Diego also offers visitors seemingly more museums than supermarkets, gorgeous parks, restaurants serving a delicious combo of local seafood and Mexican cuisine, diverse neighborhoods, over 150 craft beer breweries, and a flourishing LGBTQ+ scene that comes close to rivaling nearby San Francisco – well, almost.

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Brand-New 2025 Europe Cruise. We’re excited to announce our brand-new collaboration with Virgin Voyages for a 7-day cruise porting at Portsmouth, Amsterdam, Bruges, and Bordeaux. Join us on September 05-12, 2025, as together we conquer the Northern Seas. Book a solo insider cabin by Feb 28 for as low as $1,605. ALL ABOARD

Hotel Gaythering – Why You Should Stay at Miami’s Unique Gay Hotel

Choosing your hotel in Miami is one of the most important decisions you make when planning your trip. The options are limitless, and your choice ranges from large resorts and hotel chains to small boutique hotels or apartment rentals. While staying at a gay hotel might not be the preference for everyone, some travelers enjoy the open environment that Hotel Gaythering offers, where you can simply relax and be yourself without fear of judgment from other guests. It’s true there are many gay-friendly hotels in Miami, which are not necessarily gay-themed or designed for the LGBTQ+ community. However, these properties simply can’t provide the same unique experience. Hotel Gaythering is a gay, adult-only hotel, so it’s ideal if you are visiting with friends, your same-sex partner, or even alone since it’s easy to meet other guests.

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