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Newsletter 268: Key West Gay Resort, Barcelona Group Trip + Amsterdam and Bordeaux Cruise & More

Coming Together at Island House Resort Key West
Key West is how the whole world should be: a perfect Caribbean paradise built on the motto “One Human Family.” Island House Key West Resort is an award-winning, clothing-optional resort right in its heart that epitomizes Key West’s sense of community and inclusion. From the moment you walk in, you’ll be greeted by a sense of camaraderie, no matter what type of man you are. Inside the resort—alongside plenty of fellow naked men—you’ll find a gym, multiple Jacuzzis, a sundeck, tropical gardens, and a large pool with a 24-hour poolside café/bar. You’ll enjoy four free drinks and a happy hour that brings guests together—not to mention weekly pool parties. The rooms are a study in comfort, with large cozy beds, quirky decorations, and mood lighting to suit your activities - whatever they might be. Finally, what makes a place is its people, and the staff at Island House are dedicated to making your dream vacation a reality.
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Last Chance For Solo Travelers to Save on our Barcelona & Sitges Gay Group Trip
Spain is one of the most LGBTQ+ friendly countries in the world and we’re proud to call it our home. There’s nothing we love more than sharing our passion for the country with our guests and so, once more in 2025, we’re pleased to announce the dates for our 7 Days in Spain group trip to Barcelona and Sitges. Join us on May 14-20, 2025, as we spend four nights of sightseeing, tapas and nightlife in Barcelona - everyone’s favorite European city. You’ll take tours through the city center, Gaudi Houses, Sagrada Familia and Parc Guell. We’ll take you to all the best restaurants and introduce you to the city’s lively LGBTQ+ nightlife, visiting gay bars and enjoying drag shows Then we’ll head down the coast for three days to Sitges, a gaytopian coastal town, where the gays go to unwind. Together we’ll explore its cobblestone streets and get some quality beach time under the Spanish sun.
LAST CHANCE OFFER!
Bookings close on February 28. We’re already at 75% capacity so there are only a few more spots left. Special deals for solo travelers still available. Book now before it’s too late.
Barcelona to Cannes, Rome & More. After three years of success cruising with Virgin Voyages, we set sail once more on June 22-29, 2025, to see three European countries in 7 nights. See Cannes, Rome, Ibiza, and more as part of this brand-new gay group trip. Book by Feb 28 & save $200 + get $300 onboard credit. Only $2,490/person. ALL ABOARD |
Cruise with Class and Sass through the Netherlands, Belgium & France
Looking for a shore thing to add to your calendar in late 2025? Hoping to sea more of Europe next year? Sailing puns aside, why not sign up for our 7 Days in Amsterdam, Bruges & Bordeaux cruise with Virgin Voyages on September 5-12, 2025? We’ll hop aboard at Portsmouth in England and glide across to Amsterdam, a beautiful canal-filled oasis to let loose in. After an overnight stay in the city, we’ll cruise down to Bruges, an enchanting medieval Belgian city known for its cobblestone streets, historic buildings, and chocolate shops. Finally, we’ll visit Bordeaux for a taste of Northern France—and no doubt, wine from their legendary vineyards…lots of wine! Just as on all our gay group trips, you’ll always be part of the group through an eclectic range of activities from group dinners to private parties. Come if you’re traveling solo, come with your partner(s), or come with a group of friends. Just be sure to come!
SPECIAL OFFER EXTENDED!
#1 – Book a Solo Insider Cabin for as low as $1,605.
#2 – Book a Solo Sea View Cabin for as low as $2,393.
#3 – Book a Ltd View Sea Terrace Cabin for as low as $2,813.
All prices in US Dollars. Terms apply. Offer ends Feb 28, 2025.
Puerto Rican Clothing-Optional Guesthouse. Coqui Del Mar, is the only clothing-optional LGBTQ+ guest house in Puerto Rico. It’s also the friendliest - and queerest - establishment in the Caribbean. Come join their community, while getting those pesky tan lines sorted in the process. BOOK NOW |

Gay Travel Guide to New Orleans
New Orleans has style. There’s no denying it. It has a chilled-out, anachronistic style, like that of your average local jazz musician. Sure, it’s a bit rough around the edges, but that’s all part of its slow Southern charm. Whether you’re walking down Bourbon Street with a drink in hand or perusing the boutiques of Magazine Street, New Orleans’s youthful energy is truly palpable. “The Big Easy” is best known for Mardi Gras, voodoo, Cajun/Creole cuisine, jazz, a rambunctious nightlife centered around its French Quarter, distinctive Spanish/French influenced architecture, and the rather edgy rule of being able to take your alcoholic beverage out on the street. It's also a city with a lot of history, having passed hands between France and Spain before the United States laid claim to it and, sadly, being the center of the U.S. slave trade before the Civil War. As such, it’s a bubbling melting pot of influences, from the aforementioned Spanish and French influences to African-American, and that of the nearby Caribbean. All are evident in its food, architecture, and people.
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