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Newsletter 275: Gay Sailing in Greece, LGBTQ+ Peru Trip + Our Northern Europe Cruise & More

Of Gods and Men on a Gay Sailing Trip in Greece

Picture azure waters, secluded bays, ancient ruins, olive groves, and white-walled villages gleaming in the sun. That’s Greece. Add a luxury catamaran, five other gay men, and your own personal skipper and cook—then you have a GaySail sailing trip.

Join the leading experts in gay sailing this summer on a (possibly clothing-optional) all-inclusive adventure this August or September, where you’ll spend a week island-hopping in Greece, porting at Portu, Heli, and more. Every day, you’ll drop anchor at a new location designed to showcase Greek excellence—whether it’s a secluded beach, a charming Greek town, or a lively, bar-filled port. GaySail trips are for everyone, welcoming men from all backgrounds, including solo travelers. Transfers from Athens are included in the price, and by using promo code 2BT25, you’ll get €245 off your trip.

Greece is utter perfection—see it in style with GaySail at the helm.

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Discover Medellín’s Diverse LGBTQ+ Adventures. Medellín is a city transformed. Come experience the best of it with Colombian tour experts Queer Scout. Whether you want culture, cuisine, nightlife, or adventure, you’ll find a tour that best fits you. READ MORE

Sate Your South American Wanderlust with View Peru & Signature Travels

You can find everything in South America. From gorgeous coastlines to wild jungles to scenic highlands to culturally rich cities, adventure in the continent takes many forms. Internationally renowned travel operators View Signature Travels are experts at working with you to meticulously tailor-make your very own unique LGBTQ+ South American experience. Build an itinerary based on your desires, interests, and budget, choosing between everything from hiking the Incan Trail to cooking a four-course Peruvian meal in a cooking class to launching an expedition into the Galapagos Islands; living the carnival of Rio de Janeiro. Anything is possible! View Signature Travels believe that combining luxury, cultural immersion, and unfettered passion for new experiences make for a winning formula, and you can be assured of an authentic, unique, fun, and most importantly, memorable South American experience.

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See Madrid, Toledo and Segovia. Madrid is a paradise for LGBTQ+ travelers! Join us from September 18-24, 2025, for our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia tour, where we’ll show you the best of our home city and the nearby towns of Toledo and Segovia. SPECIAL OFFER! No single supplement for solo travelers if booked by April 30. VISIT US

Cruise the Northern Seas with Us in 2025

If you haven’t been to Amsterdam, have you really lived? And it’s just one of many ports of call on our September 5-12, 2025 gay group trip in Northern Europe as we once more team up with Virgin Voyages for their 7 Days in Amsterdam, Bruges & Bordeaux cruise. After embarking in Portsmouth - the birthplace of Charles Dickens - we’ll begin by cruising across to Amsterdam. There, on an overnight stay, we’ll explore the iconic capital of the Netherlands day and night. From Amsterdam, we’ll sail down to the classically beautiful city of Bruges in Belgium before heading down to Bordeaux in France - where the wine will no doubt flow freely. Within our group, you’ll be part of group dinners, private parties, special events, and more. Meanwhile, aboard our fine vessel, there will be themed parties every night and fine entertainment as we make our way through the English Channel.

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Madrid Gay Nightlife Tour. Madrid has some of the best nightlife in Europe. Join our Madrid Gay Nightlife Tour for a two hour romp through Chueca with our LGBTQ+ guide, visiting three of the best bars in the gayborhood. BOOK NOW

Your Body Talks – Make A Statement with these Seven Pride Outfits

Pride! The name says it all, really. Pride is the antithesis of shame. It’s a festival that is as much about love and self-expression as it is about protest—because loving ourselves is the ultimate act of revolution. And what better medium to express that pride than through fashion? An outfit paints—or should that be stitches?—a thousand words, and Pride Month is the perfect opportunity to make a statement about who you are among like-minded LGBTQ+ folks doing the same. Here are six identity-affirming outfits, courtesy of the innovative LGBTQ+ clothing brand Ciciful, and what they’ll say about you at this year’s Pride.