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Newsletter 278: Discover your Biological Age, Join Our Mediterranean Cruise + Gay Sailing in Greece & More
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Gay Diving in the Cayman Islands. Dive into unspoiled paradise with forty other lucky gay divers in the Cayman Islands from May 24–31, 2025. With Undersea Expeditions, you’ll take part in seventeen boat dives designed for every level of diving experience, while staying at a beautiful beach resort. BOOK NOW |
From Tapas to Tzatziki: Book Authentic Culinary Experiences with EatWith
Good company and stimulating conversation are the perfect garnish for any meal! EatWith is the first online global community dedicated to bringing people together for unique culinary experiences.
Simply log on to their website and connect directly with a host for your perfect dining adventure. Want a guide to take you to hidden bodegas with the best tapas in Barcelona? How about Indian food, lovingly prepared in a chef’s home in London? A French dinner in a bohemian artist’s home in Paris more your style? Or maybe you’d love to indulge in a ten-course Athenian feast on a terrace overlooking the Acropolis? The choice is yours. We all seek meaningful connections, and the best relationships are often formed around the dinner table. Let EatWith pull up a seat for you!
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A Big Gay Cruise For All. Join Big Gay Cruise this Halloween 2025 as they board the MAS Islander setting out from Tampa. Together you’ll enjoy an exciting itinerary made for the entire LGBTQ+ community and allies. So bring your kids, bring your mom, bring your boyfriend’s boyfriend—bring anyone you like! BOOK NOW |
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The Gayest Caribbean Hotel. Clothing-optional gay guesthouse, Coqui Del Mar, is the perfect home from home to explore Puerto Rico. Meet like-minded men in a relaxing, welcoming, community-based atmosphere. Begin your gaycation in the gayest hotel in the Caribbean. BOOK NOW |
When you Cruise, You Never Lose with Two Bad Tourists
Hop aboard the Barcelona to Cannes, Rome & Ibiza cruise to see three of Europe’s most beloved countries in just one week! Virgin Voyages isn’t just gay-friendly, they are gay-loving, and they’ve invited us to be your hosts as we set sail from Barcelona on June 22-29, 2025. We’ll hang out at France’s playground of the rich, Cannes, before sliding across to the snow-capped mountains of Marina di Carrara in Italy. From there, it's down to Civitavecchia, better known as the closest port to the legendary Eternal City itself, Rome. Finally, our Mediterranean adventure ends with an overnight stay at the party island of Ibiza, the island that never sleeps, before looping back to Barcelona. Our vessel, the Scarlet Lady, is one diva of a ship, so expect themed parties, group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, drag shows, other live entertainment, and more. Cruising has never been so fun!
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Our Casa is Your Casa! From September 18-24, 2025, we humbly invite you to our home city, Madrid. On our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia tour, you’ll enjoy a week-long bonanza of culture, history, nightlife, and tapas! ¡Viva España, viva Madrid!! SPECIAL OFFER! Book by April 30 & solo travelers pay no single supplement. VISIT US |
Of Gods and Men on a Gay Sailing Trip in Greece
Picture azure waters, secluded bays, ancient ruins, tavernas, olive groves, and white-walled villages gleaming in the sun. That’s Greece. Add a luxury sailing boat, five other LGBTQ+ people, and your own personal skipper and cook—then you have a GaySailGreece sailing trip.
Join experts in gay sailing this summer on a (possibly clothing-optional) all-inclusive adventure this June, July or August where you’ll spend a week island-hopping in Greece, porting at Porto Buffalo, Otzias Bay, Kolona Beach and more. Every day, you’ll drop anchor at a new location designed to showcase Greek excellence—whether it’s a secluded beach, a charming Greek town, or a lively, bar-filled port. GaySaiGreece trips are for everyone, welcoming people from all backgrounds, including solo travelers. Transfers from Athens are included in the price, and by using promo code 2BT25, you’ll get €245 off your trip.
Greece is utter perfection—see it in style with GaySailGreece at the helm.
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