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Newsletter 279: Gay Colombia Trips + Win Stay in Mallorca Retreat & Vote on Next Year's Caribbean Cruise

Crafting Your Perfect LGBTQ+ Colombian Adventure with OUT in Colombia

From its people to the experiences it offers, Colombia is a country of passion and love - not to mention one of the most LGBTQ+ friendly places in South America. OUT in Colombia is the leading expert at showcasing the diverse range of experiences the country has to offer. On their tours you could be partying in Bogotá’s infamous megaclub, Theatron, one day and then relaxing on the pristine Caribbean beaches in Santa Marta the next, or hiking through the cloud forests of Salento before flying to Medellín for a roster that includes salsa dance classes and urban exploration. OUT in Colombia offers perfectly  crafted custom itineraries that truly showcase what makes the country so special. They can customize itineraries for single travelers, couples, and small groups, including bachelor party and birthday getaways. Hear more about them on our re-streamed podcast on YouTube. Let OUT in Colombia guide you into the heart of Colombia, and it into yours.

OUT in Colombia loves hearing from their guests! Check out their reviews on TripAdvisor, WeTravel, or Google and find out why so many travelers choose OUT in Colombia time and time again.

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Plant Medicine Retreat in Costa Rica. Join Reunion in Costa Rica in 2025 for a week of self-discovery. Experience the transformative benefits of the plant medicine Ayahuasca alongside other gay, bi, and queer men, while delving into themes of personal growth, self-love, and authenticity. BOOK YOUR EXPERIENCE

These cannabis gummies keep selling out in 2025

If you've ever struggled to enjoy cannabis due to the harshness of smoking or vaping, you're not alone. That’s why these new cannabis gummies caught our eye.

Mood is an online dispensary that has invented a “joint within a gummy” that’s extremely potent yet federally-legal. Their gummies are formulated to tap into the human body’s endocannabinoid system.

Although this system was discovered in the 1990’s, farmers and scientists at Mood were among the first to figure out how to tap into it with cannabis gummies. Just 1 of their rapid onset THC gummies can get you feeling right within 5 minutes!

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Summer Loving with GaySailGreece. Join experts in gay sailing this summer on a (possibly clothing-optional) all-inclusive adventure this June, July or August where you’ll spend a week island-hopping in Greece, porting at Porto Buffalo, Otzias Bay, Kolona Beach and more. Use promo code 2BT25 & get €245 off your trip. SAIL GREECE

Win A 2-Night Stay for Two at Serene Mountain Retreat in Spain

You can’t put a price on serenity! And you don’t have to—because it comes in the form of a FREE 2-night vacation for two at the luxurious Finca Ratxo Hotel nestled in the breathtaking mountains of Mallorca, Spain, as part of our partnership with PrideNomad. Simply register with your email, and you’ll have a chance to win a stay at this tranquil, adults-only retreat—plus a $200 flight credit from Dollar Flight Club to sweeten the deal.

Finca Ratxo Hotel is where natural beauty meets modern luxury—an oasis of calm surrounded by mountains and lush greenery. Its stunning rooms and suites, crafted from wood and stone, offer a seamless connection to nature. Start your day with a sunrise yoga session, cool off in the infinity pool, unwind in the spacious Jacuzzi, indulge in the wellness sanctuary, and savor authentic Majorcan cuisine at Roots Restaurant.

Sign up now and escape to serenity!

SPONSORED BY SUMMUM GROUP HOTEL

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Brand-New 2025 Europe Cruise. We’re excited to announce our brand-new collaboration with Virgin Voyages for a 7-day cruise porting at Portsmouth, Amsterdam, Bruges, and Bordeaux. Join us September 5-12, 2025, as together we conquer the Northern Seas. SPECIAL OFFER! Book a Sea Terrace Cabin by March 27 for as low as $2,813. ALL ABOARD

The Mediterranean Cruise of Your Wet Dreams in 2025

Our cruises with Virgin Voyages have been a resounding success over the last two years, so we’re at it again in 2025 for the Barcelona to Cannes, Rome & Ibiza cruise. Join us once more June 22-29, 2025, for a week of sun, fun, culture, and shenanigans on the Mediterranean. As part of our gay group trip, you’ll enjoy group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, plus amazing entertainment, drag shows, and more! Our voyage takes us from Barcelona—our favorite European city—to the glamorous French Riviera city of Cannes, renowned for its international film festival and sandy beaches, and to the snow-capped mountains of Marina di Carrara in Italy. Then it's down to Civitavecchia, better known as the closest port to the legendary Eternal City itself, Rome. Finally, our Mediterranean adventure ends with an overnight stay at the party island of Ibiza for a night out on the town, before looping back to Barcelona.

LAST CHANCE SPECIAL OFFER EXTENDED!

Book a Sea Terrace cabin by March 31 and save $300 plus get $800 in onboard credit. That’s just $2,440 per person. First come, first served. Hurry, the offer ends soon! Terms apply.

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Choose Your Dream 2026 Caribbean Cruise with Two Bad Tourists

Ahoy sailors! As we look ahead to next year, we’re putting the helm in your capable hands. We're holding a vote to decide between two incredible Caribbean cruises to offer for 2026—so now’s your chance to have your say.

Option 1: Dominican Daze (January 2–7, 2026)

Setting sail from Miami, we’ll make our first stop at the stunning Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic—a destination famous for its silver fog-covered mountains, sparkling coastline, and reputation as an adventure sports haven. Then, we’ll spend a full day and night unwinding in paradise at Virgin Voyages’ exclusive Beach Club in Bimini, Bahamas.

Option 2: Riviera Maya (January 11–16, 2026)

Departing from Miami, we’ll sail to Cozumel (Playa del Carmen), Mexico, where you can explore unspoiled white-sand beaches, ancient Mayan ruins, and the breathtaking Mesoamerican Barrier Reef, which stretches for miles along the coast. From there, we’ll head to Virgin Voyages’ exclusive Beach Club in Bimini, Bahamas, for some well-earned R&R—Caribbean style.

Cast your vote!

Which 5-night cruise would you prefer?

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