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Newsletter 282: Win a Stay in Mallorca, Madrid Gay Group Trip + Greece Gay Sailing & More

Win a 2-Night Stay in a Mallorcan Mountain Retreat

We love a good party now and then, but sometimes, what you really need from a vacation is to kick back and reconnect—with yourself and, if you’re lucky, someone else.

In our latest giveaway with PrideNomad, we’re offering the chance to win exactly that: a FREE 2-night getaway for two at the luxurious, LGBTQ+-friendly Finca Ratxo Hotel, nestled in the breathtaking mountains of Mallorca, Spain. Simply register with your email for a chance to win a stay at this tranquil, adults-only retreat—plus a $200 flight credit from Dollar Flight Club to sweeten the deal.

You won’t find a location closer to nature than Finca Ratxo Hotel, a secluded oasis in the Mallorcan mountains, far from tourist-packed resorts and busy city hotels. Like we did on our last visit, you can start your day with a sunrise yoga session, cool off in the infinity pool, unwind in the spacious Jacuzzi, indulge in the wellness sanctuary, and savor authentic Majorcan cuisine at Roots Restaurant. And the best part? You and your lucky +1 can enjoy it all for free.

SPONSORED BY SUMMUM HOTEL GROUP

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Gay Gods and Queer Heroes. Join Oscar Wilde Tours this October as they embark on their very own odyssey into the world of LGBTQ+ Greek history and mythology. From Athens to Mykonos, explore a beautiful country brimming with fascinating queer stories. DISCOVER GREECE

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“Spainfully” Good Times All Around in Madrid with Two Bad Tourists 

Madrid is one of—if not the—most gay-friendly cities in the world, making it Two Bad Tourists-friendly as well. We love it so much, in fact, that we ended up settling here ourselves during our globetrotting adventures. Now, we humbly invite you to visit us for our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia from September 18-24, 2025.

We’ll show you all the big attractions, from the gorgeous Atocha Park to the Royal Palace, before wining and dining you in the city’s best restaurants. David will take you on a historic tour of the city, Isaac on a tapas tour, and Richard out for a—sure to be eventful—night on the town in Chueca. They’ll be a visit to the spectacular Reina Sofia gallery - home to Picasso's Guernica - and even an authentically Spanish drag queen show over dinner. Next, we’ll visit two nearby towns, Segovia and Toledo—each with its own tales to tell of Spanish culture and history. Viva España, Viva Madrid! Read our reviews here.

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Of Gods and Men on a Gay Sailing Trip in Greece

Picture azure waters, secluded bays, ancient ruins, tavernas, olive groves, and white-walled villages gleaming in the sun. That’s Greece. Add a luxury sailing boat, five other LGBTQ+ people, and your own personal skipper and cook—then you have a GaySailGreece sailing trip.

Join experts in gay sailing this summer on a (possibly clothing-optional) all-inclusive adventure this June, July or August where you’ll spend a week island-hopping in Greece, porting at Porto Buffalo, Otzias Bay, Kolona Beach and more. Every day, you’ll drop anchor at a new location designed to showcase Greek excellence—whether it’s a secluded beach, a charming Greek town, or a lively, bar-filled port. GaySaiGreece trips are for everyone, welcoming people from all backgrounds, including solo travelers. Transfers from Athens are included in the price, and by using promo code 2BT25, you’ll get €245 off your trip.

Greece is utter perfection—see it in style with GaySailGreece at the helm.

SPONSORED BY GAYSAILGREECE

Beautiful, Queer and Nice – Queernaval is Perfect Gaycation Material

Carnival is already queer to its core. After all, if there’s anything the LGBTQ+ community knows best, it's how to come together for a good party—one that culminates in a fabulously ostentatious parade… or five. Creativity runs in our veins, and you’ll always find us at the heart of any Carnival celebration, glitter guns and streamer cannons armed and ready. Nice’s Lou Queernaval, however, is the first officially gay carnival in France, which takes the dial and turns it up to a hundred. Queernaval is a celebration within a celebration—an inclusive, joyous explosion of creativity at Nice’s Carnival, created by the LGBTQ+ community for the community. It’s also a damn good excuse to plan a gaycation to Nice—as if you’d need one to visit the most gorgeous city on the French Riviera. But if you do need a reason, here are six good ones to add Queernaval in February/March to your yearly calendar.