SPONSORED BY

Windmills, Wine and Wig Reveals on an Amsterdam Pride River Cruise 

Amsterdam Pride should be a rite of passage for gay travelers—it's the one with the legendary boat parade, after all. And what if you could attend as part of an all-inclusive gay river cruise through Europe? It’d be rude not to, right? Well, leading gay travel experts Detours are offering just that on their Amsterdam to Brussels River Cruise from July 31 to August 7, 2025. You’ll board a brand-new luxury boat in the historically rich city of Rotterdam before heading down to Amsterdam to soak up the festivities and the city’s iconic charm. After three days of fun and culture, you’ll set sail down the river to Kinderdijk, Dordrecht, Bruges, and finally, Belgium’s beautiful capital, Brussels.

Onboard, you’ll be treated like a VIP with delectable cuisine crafted by a celebrity chef, top-tier entertainment courtesy of local drag legends, and beats from the ship’s very own resident DJ. Culture, cuisine, and no-holds-barred fun—what more could you want at Pride? 

SPONSORED BY DETOURS

This newsletter was written in collaboration with one or more travel brands or businesses. We may receive compensation when you click the links and make a purchase. Read our full advertising policy here.

Transform Your Health with TruAge + TruHealth

Take control of your health with the most comprehensive at-home blood test available. TruAge + TruHealth analyzes over 185 biomarkers from a single finger prick of blood, providing personalized recommendations for the most impactful changes you can make today.

Discover your biological age, understand the pace at which you’re aging, and get a detailed action plan tailored to your body. All from the comfort of home. Two Bad Tourists’ readers get 20% off with code WELLNESS20.

SPONSORED BY TRUDIAGNOSTIC

Sailing Naked and Free in the Coral Triangle

Bliss means something different to everyone, but freedom to be our true selves and a connection with our fellow man are common factors on anyone’s list. Everything to Sea’s naked sailing trips offer just that: the chance to find your bliss among a group of like-minded—not to mention, naked—men in the paradisiacal setting of Southeast Asia. 

Join them on either May 16-22, 2025, or October 14-20, 2025, for their Spectacular Naked Sail, where your quest for self-discovery will take you through the breathtaking Coral Triangle. Your adventures will be numerous, from relaxing on myriad-colored sands and enjoying watersports in azure waters to seeking out Komodo dragons and dining naked under the stars. Or why not experience this bliss in the purest luxury aboard one of the most sumptuous vessels in the region during the Deluxe Naked Sail from September 27-October 3, 2025? In our latest blog post, we explored the many reasons to book a clothing-optional sailing trip with them.

SPONSORED BY EVERYTHING TO SEA

Start Speaking a New Language This Spring

Make this season the one where you finally master a new language with Babbel, the must-have app for anyone ready to explore the world in a fresh way. Whether it’s for travel, career growth, or personal fulfillment, Babbel provides the tools you need to succeed.

Developed by over 150 expert linguists, Babbel’s premium platform is scientifically proven to help you learn faster. Most users report being able to have basic conversations in just 3 weeks of daily practice. With 14 languages to choose from and engaging features like lessons, podcasts, games, and the new AI Conversation Partner, you’ll be speaking with confidence in no time.

Take your language learning to the next level this spring with Babbel. As a reader, you can enjoy an exclusive 55% off.

Claim 55% off

Art, Architecture, Alcohol and Waffles on Our 2025 European Cruise

Northern Europe has its fair share of beauty, culture, fine cuisine and even finer wine. From September 5-12, 2025, we’re setting sail with Virgin Voyages from Portsmouth, England, to explore this compelling region of Europe. Amsterdam is where it all begins - a city known for its canals, art, and animated nightlife. After an overnight stay, we’ll slide down the Northern Sea to Belgium’s culturally rich capital city, Bruges, before making one last stop in Bordeaux - a French city full of architectural wonders and the world capital for wine! If you’re sailing solo, you won’t be alone for long as our gay group trips come with group dinners, cocktail hours, games, shore excursions, and more. Aboard a Virgin Voyages cruise, you can also expect live entertainment for those hard days at sea, as well as wild themed parties - including the infamously fun Scarlet Night. Be sure to pack some red - clothes or wine that is! 

SPECIAL OFFER!

For a limited time you can get a Ltd View Sea Terrace Cabin for as low as $2,511. But hurry, these cabins will sell out fast and prices will go back up. All prices in US Dollars. Terms apply.

Be Our Guests as Two Bad Tourists Comes to OnlyFans

The world is always evolving, and as Two Bad Tourists, we like to evolve with it. So today, we’ve decided to open an OnlyFans because… well, why not? For years, we joked about starting an OnlyFans account to supplement our business, but those conversations were never serious… until now. Subscribe, and you can expect behind-the-scenes videos, sultry workout routines, clothing-optional beach days, and more. We're all about sex positivity and want to open up with our fans. Get ready for a journey into our personal lives, including weekly episodes from our new steamy podcast, After Dark, that’ll leave you craving more. 

SPECIAL OFFER!

New subscribers get 20% off monthly plans, but subscribe now as the deal closes March 30th.