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Newsletter 285: Madrid Gay Group Trip, Northern Europe Cruise + LGBTQIA Tours of Southern Italy & More
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Greece Gay Sailing Trip. GaySailGreece is offering up their luxury sailing boat to LGBTQ+ people for a (possibly clothing-optional) island-hopping adventure this June, July or August. On an all-inclusive trip, you can expect secluded beaches, charming towns, exquisite Greek cuisine, and drinking onboard. Use promo code 2BT25 & get €245 off your trip. SAIL GREECE |
Our Home is Your Home for our 2025 Madrid Tour
Madrid is the best city in the world—but we would say that, we live here! Join us for 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia from September 18-24, 2025, and let us show you why. Stay in a gay-friendly hotel in the heart of Madrid, explore the city’s history with David, and visit the spectacular Reina Sofia gallery before indulging in the best local cuisine.
As night falls, we’ll take you for a Spanish Drag Queen show over dinner, then set out into Madrid’s (in)famous gay nightlife on a—guaranteed to be eventful—bar crawl in the gayborhood. We’ll also visit Toledo, a stunning medieval city and former Spanish capital, and Segovia, home to a legendary Roman aqueduct, a fairy-tale castle, and some quirky traditions—you’ll have to see to believe! In Spain, we like to say “Mi casa es tu casa”, and this October, our home is indeed yours. Read our reviews here.
SPECIAL OFFER!
Book by April 30 and solo travelers pay no single supplement.
Halloween SEAson with Big Gay Cruise. Everyone knows Halloween is gay Christmas, so start planning now for next year now by reserving your spot on Big Gay Cruise’s half-charter Halloween 2025 cruise from Tampa. Come join the inclusive BGC community for a week of spooky fun on the high seas. BOOK NOW |
Cruise with Class and Sass through the Netherlands, Belgium & France
Looking for a shore thing to add to your calendar in late 2025? Hoping to sea more of Europe next year? Sailing puns aside, why not sign up for our 7 Days in Amsterdam, Bruges & Bordeaux cruise with Virgin Voyages from September 5-12, 2025? We’ll hop aboard at Portsmouth in England and glide across to Amsterdam, a beautiful canal-filled oasis to let loose in. After an overnight stay in the city, we’ll cruise down to Bruges, an enchanting medieval Belgian city known for its cobblestone streets, historic buildings, and chocolate shops. Finally, we’ll visit Bordeaux for a taste of Northern France—and no doubt, wine from their legendary vineyards…lots of wine! Just as on all our gay group trips, you’ll always be part of the group through an eclectic range of activities from group dinners to cocktail hours. Come if you’re traveling solo, come with your partner(s), or come with a group of friends. Just be sure to come!
SPECIAL OFFER!
For a limited time you can get a Solo Sea View Cabin for as low as $2,090. But hurry, there’s just 1 cabin left at this price and it will sell out fast. All prices in US Dollars. Terms apply.
Authentic Dining Experience with EatWith. Tired of predictable restaurants that lack a personal touch? EatWith is the perfect palate cleanser for traveling foodies! Whether you're in Barcelona, London, Athens, or Paris, connect with EatWith to discover an authentic dining experience hosted by a local. CHOOSE YOUR MEAL |

Always a Shore Thing in Italy – Seven Experiences on an LGBTQ+ Tour of Southern Italy
The islands just off the tip of Southern Italy aren’t just easy on the eyes—they’re gorgeous; alluring even, calling out for attention from intrepid travelers who venture down from the mainland. Sicily is well known for its beauty, especially after its appearance in the second season of The White Lotus, but it also offers a wealth of cultural experiences beyond just stunning beaches and clifftop hotels. Sicily has, after all, always been a crossroads of civilization, with Italian, Greek, Roman, Arab, and Spanish influences.
New 2025 European Cruise! Plan ahead for 2025 and book a place on our brand-new Barcelona to Cannes, Rome & Ibiza cruise June 22-29, 2025. See Europe in style while enjoying group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, amazing entertainment, and more! LAST CHANCE! Book Ltd View Sea Terrace cabin by April 18 for just $1,960/person. ALL ABOARD |

Gay Travel Guide to Vancouver
Earth, Water, and Ice! No, that isn’t a 1970s soul band, but rather the elements that define Vancouver. The Canadian city, situated on a peninsula along the west coast of North America, is surrounded by rainforests thick with ancient pines, beaches with crystal-clear waters, and snow-capped mountains rising like frosty guardians above the skyline. In Vancouver, you could be sunbathing on a beach in the morning and skiing in the afternoon. The city itself is pleasing on the eyes too, resembling a glass forest of towering skyscrapers with verdant parks scattered below – a wilderness woven around an urban heart.
New LGBTQ+ Madrid Tapas Tour Chorizo, cheese and gazpacho! Explore the best five restaurants in Madrid’s gayborhood over just three and a half hours. Learn about food, wine and LGBTQ+ history of Madrid in one - easily digestible - package. BOOK NOW |
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