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Newsletter 289: Disney World Vacation for Almost Free, Win a Mykonos Stay + Madrid Gay Group Trip & More
Unlock a Disney World Vacation for Almost Free
Walt Disney World can cost thousands, but it doesn’t have to. With a bit of credit card magic, you could be on your way to a vacation worth $4,000 for just $100! From flights and hotel stays to park tickets, learn how you can score an unforgettable Disney experience using points and miles. You’ll thank yourself later—and your budget will too!
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Mother Nature is Calling. Incredible Adventures is a family-run business with a passion for sharing the beauty of Yosemite National Park in California. Join their LGBTQIA+ Yosemite Escape tour for a three-day wilderness adventure, with departures available from June through August. BOOK NOW |
Win a Luxury Trip to Mykonos
Paradise tends to come with a hefty price tag—especially when it involves a luxury 5-star hotel in Mykonos. But not this time! We're teaming up with Pink Ticket Travel, GoQueer and PrideNomad to give you the chance to win a free 3-night stay for two people at Kouros Hotel & Suites—plus a $400 USD flight credit. Entering is easy: just subscribe to Two Bad Tourists and our partners’ newsletters below. Kouros Hotel & Suites is a boutique, gay-friendly gem perched on a cliffside with sweeping views of Mykonos Old Town and the sparkling Aegean Sea. Your dreamy stay includes a private terrace for soaking in those iconic sunsets, an infinity pool with panoramic sea views, indulgent spa treatments, three top-notch restaurants, and a fully equipped gym (for those rare moments of motivation). So go ahead—snag your shot at a slice of paradise for free!
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Art, Architecture, Alcohol and Waffles Northern Europe has its fair share of beauty, culture, fine cuisine, and even finer wine. From September 5-12, 2025, we’re setting sail with Virgin Voyages from Portsmouth, England, to Amsterdam, Bruges, and Bordeaux. Join us! ALL ABOARD |
“Spainfully” Good Times All Around in Madrid with Two Bad Tourists
Madrid is one of—if not the—most gay-friendly cities in the world, making it Two Bad Tourists-friendly as well. We love it so much, in fact, that we ended up settling here ourselves during our globetrotting adventures. Now, we humbly invite you to visit us for our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia from September 18-24, 2025.
We’ll show you all the big attractions, from the gorgeous Atocha Park to the Royal Palace, before wining and dining you in the city’s best restaurants. David will take you on a historic tour of the city, Isaac on a tapas tour, and Richard out for a—sure to be eventful—night on the town in Chueca. They’ll be a visit to the spectacular Reina Sofia gallery - home to Picasso's Guernica - and even an authentically Spanish drag queen show over dinner. Next, we’ll visit two nearby towns, Segovia and Toledo—each with its own tales to tell of Spanish culture and history. Viva España, Viva Madrid! Read our reviews here.
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Your Stylish Apartment in Torremolinos. Looking for your next gaycation? Head to the Costa del Sol to stay at Auston’s stylish, newly renovated apartment in Torremolinos and enjoy a prime location near the top restaurants, beaches, and gay nightlife in the city. BOOK YOUR STAY |

Auction: WorldPride 2025 Premier Access Package for 2 in Washington DC
Celebrate a landmark moment in LGBTQ+ history with exclusive access to WorldPride 2025 in Washington, DC. This premium package for two grants insider entry to a curated lineup of signature events, including the Capital Pride Honors (June 5), Full Bloom Friday (June 6), VIP Parade Viewing and the Fabric of Freedom Main Event (June 7), plus the VIP Street Festival and Concert (June 7–8). Each guest will also receive an official WorldPride 2025 T-shirt. Whether you're commemorating identity, community, or allyship, this experience places you at the heart of a global celebration of love and equality. Event details are subject to change. Tickets will be confirmed at least one month prior. Proceeds benefit the IGLTA Foundation—bid now and be part of Pride history.
Discover Madrid’s Gay Nightlife. Chueca is where the Madrid’s gays go to play and we’re offering a unique two hour bar crawl showing off the best three bars in the area under the guidance of a local LGBTQ+ guide. BOOK NOW |

Gay Travel Guide to Milan
Milan is a city of pure, understated sophistication. Italy's second-largest city is especially famous for being one of the fashion capitals of the world, and indeed you can see that through the well-dressed populace and the superabundance of fashion shops lining its streets. However, Milan is also a classically beautiful Italian city, which is brimming with art, history, fine cuisine, and high culture in general. Although Rome may be bigger and draw more tourists, it’s Milan that stands out with Italy’s largest and most visible gay scene, leading to it becoming known as the “gay capital” of Italy.