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Newsletter 307: Last Chance to Join Our September European Cruise, Win a Mallorca Stay + Choose Our 2026 Cruise & More
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Greece is the Word with GaySail. Richard Skipper Hits P-Town. Join award-winning entertainer Richard Skipper for an unforgettable, unscripted evening of stories, songs, and surprises—driven entirely by your questions. That’s right: before the show, audience members are invited to submit questions, which Richard will draw and answer live on stage… without seeing them in advance! August 4th, P Town, Art House. BOOK NOW |

Cruise with Class and Sass through the Netherlands, Belgium & France
Looking for a shore thing to add to your calendar in late 2025? Hoping to sea more of Europe next year? Sailing puns aside, why not sign up for our 7 Days in Amsterdam, Bruges & Bordeaux cruise with Virgin Voyages from September 5-12, 2025? We’ll hop aboard at Portsmouth in England and glide across to Amsterdam, a beautiful canal-filled oasis to let loose in. After an overnight stay in the city, we’ll cruise down to Bruges, an enchanting medieval Belgian city known for its cobblestone streets, historic buildings, and chocolate shops. Finally, we’ll visit Bordeaux for a taste of Northern France—and no doubt, wine from their legendary vineyards…lots of wine! Just as on all our gay group trips, you’ll always be part of the group through an eclectic range of activities from group dinners to cocktail hours. Come if you’re traveling solo, come with your partner(s), or come with a group of friends. Just be sure to come!
SPECIAL OFFERS!
1 – For Friends & Couples: Book a Sea Terrace cabin and pay just $1,300 per person, or $2,600 in total. Based on double occupancy.
2 – For Solos: Reduced Single Supplements. Book a Sea Terrace cabin and pay just $1,995.
Hurry, bookings for our group close on August 5. Terms apply. Offers are first come, first served. Only one cabin is available at the rates mentioned above.
Book James in Manila, Javier in Malaga, Tommie in Tbilisi or one of our other Holiday Houseboys in 175 destinations worldwide. A Holiday Houseboy is a gay friendly tour guide who looks after your safety and welfare at all times. Contact Alan on WhatsApp +94 76 630 1069 for more info. Visit Website |

Spanish Kings, Drag Queens & Endless Tapas in Madrid
Madrid is not “tolerant” or even “accepting” of LGBTQ+ people, it’s positively welcoming! Honestly, walking through its streets it often seems like there’s more gay men than straight. And we’re lucky enough to call the city home. From September 18-24, 2025, we humbly invite you to see for yourself on our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia for a week-long bonanza of culture, history, nightlife and tapas!
Prepare yourself for tours of the city seeing all the key sights. We’ll visit the spectacular Reina Sofia gallery, dine in authentic Spanish restaurants, attend a Spanish drag show, bravely venture forth into Madrid’s vibrant nightlife on a pub crawl in Chueca - Madrid’s spicy gay zone - and much much more. We’ll even venture out to the historically rich towns of Toledo and Segovia - each with their own distinctive personalities, cathedrals, castles and ancient histories to uncover. We love Madrid and, after visiting us, we’re sure you will too. Read our reviews here.
LAST-MINUTE SPECIAL OFFER! SAVE $200
Still need convincing? How about a special offer to sugar your churros? Book today, and save $200 over regular rates. That’s just $2,095 for solo travelers and $1,895 each for double bookings. This is your last chance to get in on the action. So don’t wait till mañana; seize the día.
Living La Vida Loca in Costa Rica. Zipline through jungles, bathe in an oasis waterfall, surf perfect beaches, hike around an active volcano—Costa Rica is adventure incarnate. Join Detours in January or February, 2026, for all this and more on their 11 Days in Costa Rica gay group trip. VISIT COSTA RICA |

Palma Royale: Win a Luxe Stay Fit for a Queen (or Two!)
We all have an inner queen - or king - that longs to be pampered. In our latest giveaway you can get the treatment you deserve on the sun-kissed island of Mallorca in Spain. We’ve partnered with GoQueer and PrideNomad to offer you the chance to win a 2-night stay for two at the luxurious, LGBTQ+ friendly Summum Boutique Hotel in the heart of Palma—plus $200 in flight credit.
Housed in a restored 16th-century Gothic palace, Summum blends historic charm with modern elegance. Think frescoed ceilings, wood paneling, and avant-garde design. Unwind in the Finnish sauna, spa, and plunge pool—set in a former cistern—or soak up the sun on the rooftop terrace. As night falls, enjoy cocktails at the 1874 Lounge Bar and dinner at Equus Restaurant, located in the palace’s original stables. Certified Travel Proud, Summum offers a warm, inclusive welcome for LGBTQ+ travelers.
To enter, just subscribe to the Two Bad Tourists, GoQueer, and PrideNomad newsletters using the form below. Go on! You deserve it!
SPONSORED BY SUMMUM BOUTIQUE HOTEL
Caribbean and Mexico 2026 Cruise! By popular demand, we are once more heading out into Caribbean waters with Virgin Voyages on our 5 Nights in the Riviera Maya from January 11–16, 2026! Book your cabins now! SPECIAL OFFER! Book a Sea Terrace cabin for $2,600 or $1,300 per person. Terms apply. BOOK NOW |

Choose Your Perfect European Cruise with us for 2026!
We can’t get enough of Europe — and clearly, neither can you! Our 2026 Virgin Voyages cruises are filling up faster than the sauna at Pride, so we’re adding a brand-new European adventure to the calendar. And here’s the twist: you get to choose the route.
Option 1: Corfu, Dubrovnik & More (May)
Begin in Athens and set off on a 7-day gay Odyssey through the Greek Isles and up the stunning Dalmatian Coast. Stops include Montenegro’s fjord-framed Kotor, Dubrovnik’s red rooftops and medieval charm, island-hopping in Corfu, and a beach-filled day in Mykonos before returning to Athens.
Option 2: Moroccan Marvels & Mediterranean Wonders (July)
A ten-night voyage from Barcelona to Portsmouth with stops in the crossroads to Africa Tangier, Portugal’s colorful capital Lisbon, and La Coruña — lush and green beyond belief — plus a taste of Basque culture near Bilbao and wine-soaked bliss in Bordeaux.
Option 3: Bruges, Amsterdam, Hamburg & More (August)
Cruise from Portsmouth to Bruges, the medieval chocolate-box Belgian town, then hit Amsterdam’s canals and culture. Wrap it all up with an overnight in Hamburg, where sleek architecture and wild nightlife collide.
Option 4: English Elegance to Idyllic Iceland (August)
From Portsmouth to Reykjavik, this ten-day journey stops in Amsterdam, Scotland’s magical capital, Edinburgh, and Invergordon in the Highlands before three breathtaking ports in Iceland — a land of black sand beaches, glaciers, and fairy-tale landscapes.
Cast your vote!Help us shape our 2026 gay adventures! |
Back to Barcelona and Sitges. Our 7 Days in Spain tour has been an indisputable success for five years running…so much so that May 13-19, 2026, we’re going back once more for a week of sightseeing, tapas, beaches and wine in Barcelona and Sitges. SPECIAL OFFER! Book by Oct 31 & solo travelers pay no single supplement. VISIT SPAIN |

Queer, There, and Everywhere: 8 Must-Have Travel Tech Innovations for LGBTQ+ Explorers
The world is in a constant state of evolution—at least where technology is concerned—and as LGBTQ+ travelers, it can feel like a mission to keep up to make the most of our overseas adventures. From eSIMs to smart suitcases, here are eight of the latest gadgets and gizmos to add to your travel arsenal.