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Newsletter 309: Get Naked in South-East Asia with Everything to Sea + Win a Luxury Stay in Mallorca & More

Bare It All to Feel It All: Find Connection in South East Asia with Everything to Sea

There’s something about being naked with other men that creates a deeper connection—and not just in the way you might think. That’s why clothing‑optional travel experts Everything to Sea design trips that strip away barriers (and clothes) to make room for genuine bonds..

First‑time guest Ric put it this way, “Push past the boundaries you’ve set for yourself. Everyone—guests and hosts alike—brings a level of care you won’t find anywhere else. It’s a truly supportive environment. Even if you’re nervous, there’s never a moment when anyone judges you for it.

Whether you’re new to clothing‑optional travel or a seasoned naturist, The Spectacular Naked Sail (July 21–27, 2026) offers six nights of self‑discovery aboard a comfortable, upgraded phinisi boat sailing through the Coral Triangle. Prefer to keep your feet on land? Escape to The Naked Paradise Villa in Bali, Indonesia (October 5–11, 2025) for a week of relaxation, connection, and tropical beauty. Limited spaces—don’t wait!

SPONSORED BY EVERYTHING TO SEA

This newsletter was written in collaboration with one or more travel brands or businesses. We may receive compensation when you click the links and make a purchase. Read our full advertising policy here.

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Sober Travels to Machu Picchu. In life, you have to seize every moment with both hands! Capsule Adventures’ Founder Ryan believes those moments shine with sober clarity and good company. Join him Oct 11–19, or Oct 25-Nov 2, 2025, as he leads a sober adventure to the legendary Machu Picchu. ACT NOW

He’s Already IPO’d Once – This Time’s Different

Spencer Rascoff co-founded Zillow, scaling it to a $16B valuation. But everyday investors couldn’t invest until the IPO, missing early gains. So he made sure that wasn’t the case with Pacaso. Pacaso has made $100M+ in gross profits by disrupting the $1.3T vacation home market. And unlike Zillow, you can invest while Pacaso is private.

SPONSORED BY PACASO - This is a paid advertisement for Pacaso’s Regulation A offering. Please read the offering circular at Pacaso.

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Small Island, Big Pride Energy. Celebrate Pride the Maltese way from September 5–14 in one of the world’s most LGBTQ+-friendly destinations! Visit Malta for a week of parades, performances, and parties in a country that serves both sun-drenched coastlines and timeless charm. VISIT MALTA

Palma Royale: Win a Luxe Stay Fit for a Queen (or Two!)

We all have an inner queen - or king - that longs to be pampered. In our latest giveaway you can get the treatment you deserve on the sun-kissed island of Mallorca in Spain. We’ve partnered with GoQueer and PrideNomad to offer you the chance to win a 2-night stay for two at the luxurious, LGBTQ+ friendly Summum Boutique Hotel in the heart of Palma—plus $200 in flight credit.

Housed in a restored 16th-century Gothic palace, Summum blends historic charm with modern elegance. Think frescoed ceilings, wood paneling, and avant-garde design. Unwind in the Finnish sauna, spa, and plunge pool—set in a former cistern—or soak up the sun on the rooftop terrace. As night falls, enjoy cocktails at the 1874 Lounge Bar and dinner at Equus Restaurant, located in the palace’s original stables. Certified Travel Proud, Summum offers a warm, inclusive welcome for LGBTQ+ travelers.

To enter, just subscribe to the Two Bad Tourists, GoQueer, and PrideNomad newsletters using the form below. Go on! You deserve it!

SPONSORED BY SUMMUM BOUTIQUE HOTEL

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Worldwide Action with TBT. Barcelona, Tuscany, Sicily, Athens, the Riviera Maya… More is always more—at least when it comes to travel options. So for 2026, we’re giving you more gay group trips to choose from than ever before. Book now and get in on the action! CHOOSE YOUR TRIP

Bad Tourists to the Bone in Barcelona and Sitges 2026 

Calling all gays for our 2026 7 Days in Spain group trip! After the successes of the last four years, from May 13-19, 2026, we’re heading back to Barcelona and Sitges for the fifth time. Barcelona is a stunning city beautifully sandwiched between mountains and sea - with all year-round sunshine, hunk-filled beaches, instantly recognizable monuments with stunning architecture (like Gaudi's Sagrada Familia cathedral), vibrant gay nightlife within areas such as Eixample (or Gaixample as the locals call it) and fabulous restaurants serving delicious tapas realness. On our trip we’ll see all this and more on a dynamic range of tours. Then there’s Sitges, the seaside town with a lot of personality, where the gays go to unwind. Together we’ll explore its restaurant/bar filled cobblestone streets, seafront promenade and gorgeous beaches – including a cheeky nudist one!  O and they’ll be wine, lots of wine.

SPECIAL OFFER FOR SOLO TRAVELERS!

The price of the trip is $2,295 per person. Solo travelers who book by October 31, 2025, can also get a private room for the same price, with no single supplement.

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Italian Vistas to Spanish Sunsets. After three amazing years cruising the Med with our partners-in-crime Virgin Voyages, we're back for more! Join us June 21–28, 2026, for 7 days in Spain, France & Italy—stopping in Rome, Tuscany, Cannes, and Ibiza. SPECIAL OFFER! Book early & save 10% on Sea Terrace cabins. CRUISE WITH US

Love on the Rocks – Your Guide to a Romantic LGBTQ+ Retreat to Malta

Malta is the romantic gift that keeps on giving. With its blend of cultures—from Italian and Arabic to British and North African (everyone seems to have ruled Malta at some point)—the archipelago is the perfect backdrop for igniting a little passion in the heart (or loins). Its natural beauty is rivaled only by its man-made marvels: romantic cobblestone streets, golden beaches, hidden coves, and majestic fortresses overlooking crystal-clear seas. What’s more, it boasts 3,000 hours of sunshine a year—you do the math!

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From Athens to Barcelona. Join us on our gay group cruise from October 4–11, 2026, voyaging all the way from Athens to Barcelona with stops in Mykonos, Sicily, the Amalfi Coast, and Rome. Enjoy themed parties, group dinners, shore excursions, and more! SPECIAL OFFER! Book early & save 10% on Sea Terrace cabins. BOOK NOW