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Newsletter 314: Satin Undies, LGBTQ Cruise App + European Adventures & More

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Seven Days, Three Spanish Cities, One Big Family!
“De Madrid al Cielo” (“From Madrid to Heaven”), as the locals say—a bold claim that places Madrid second only to Heaven itself. Come decide for yourself by joining us for seven unforgettable days in Spain, September 17–23, 2026, as we explore Madrid, Toledo, and Segovia.
Over five days in Madrid, we’ll immerse you in Spanish history, art, and culture with visits to the city’s most heavenly sites, including the Reina Sofía Museum, home to Picasso’s iconic Guernica. You’ll savor delicious tapas on a guided tasting tour, experience the spicy energy of a Spanish drag performance, and dive into the nightlife of Madrid’s local gayborhood.
Beyond the capital, we’ll whisk you away on two day trips to the historic cities of Toledo and Segovia, where you’ll discover ancient cathedrals, medieval streets, and culinary traditions that have withstood the test of time—more on that below! Come explore our home and discover whether Heaven is truly a place on Earth… and whether that place is Madrid.
SPECIAL OFFER!
For solo travelers: the price of the trip is $2,295 per person. Solo travelers who book by December 31, 2025, can also get a private room for the same price, with no single supplement.
Trade Winter Blues for Tahiti Island Hues. GaySail’s naked voyages go far and wide—all the way to Tahiti! Trade winter blues for blue skies this November while exploring emerald volcanoes, white-sand beaches, exotic jungles, and picture-perfect landscapes as you hop between five idyllic islands, far from it all. BOOK NOW |

Chart a Course for Connection with MeetMeOnBoard
Cruise ships bring out the best in people. There’s something about being at sea that allows everyone to be their most authentic selves—a true gift for LGBTQ+ individuals. MeetMeOnboard is a free app designed to help you make connections aboard cruise ships, even before you step on board. Simply download the app, then join a cruise you have already booked, or let the MeetMeOnboard team guide you through the booking process. From there, you’ll be able to see all your fellow LGBTQ+ “Cruisemates” who have signed up for the same cruise, giving you the chance to connect and chat with them before your adventure begins. On their app, any cruiser can host or join LGBTQ+ events, such as boarding day meet-and-greets, group excursions, meals, or maybe even a sneaky martini happy hour or two.
Updates to the app will soon include solo cabin share requests, an LGBTQ+ cruise calendar, group chats, and photo sharing - making mixing with 6,000+ app cruisers even easier!
Barcelona Dreaming, Sitges Feeling. Barcelona and Sitges are mandatory ports of call for any gay traveler in Europe. From May 13-19, 2026, we’re once more hosting our successful 7 Days in Spain tour, visiting both in one package. SPECIAL OFFER! Book by Oct 31 & solo travelers pay no single supplement. VISIT SPAIN |
Keep This Stock Ticker on Your Watchlist
They’re a private company, but Pacaso just reserved the Nasdaq ticker “$PCSO.”
No surprise the same firms that backed Uber, eBay, and Venmo already invested in Pacaso. What is unique is Pacaso is giving the same opportunity to everyday investors. And 10,000+ people have already joined them.
Created a former Zillow exec who sold his first venture for $120M, Pacaso brings co-ownership to the $1.3T vacation home industry.
They’ve generated $1B+ worth of luxury home transactions across 2,000+ owners. That’s good for more than $110M in gross profit since inception, including 41% YoY growth last year alone.
And you can join them today for just $2.90/share. But don’t wait too long. Invest in Pacaso before the opportunity ends September 18.
Paid advertisement for Pacaso’s Regulation A offering. Read the offering circular at invest.pacaso.com. Reserving a ticker symbol is not a guarantee that the company will go public. Listing on the NASDAQ is subject to approvals.
Caribbean and Mexico 2026 Cruise! By popular demand, we are once more heading out into Caribbean waters with Virgin Voyages on our 5 Nights in the Riviera Maya from January 11–16, 2026! Book your cabins now! SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers can join for just $950 & get a private cabin. BOOK NOW |

Two Bad Tourists Back to Spain, Italy, and France in Our June 2026 Cruise
We’ve had three amazing years cruising the Mediterranean with our partners in crime, Virgin Voyages—so in 2026, we’re thrilled to invite you back once more for our 7 Days in Spain, France & Italy Cruise!
From June 21–28, 2026, we’ll form our own little gay family aboard the Scarlet Lady, visiting three countries in seven days. This time, we’re sailing straight from our favorite European city, Barcelona, to Civitavecchia—the gateway to Rome. From there, we’ll explore Tuscany for the first time: Italy’s picturesque heartland, famous for its Renaissance charm and stunning Mediterranean beaches. Next up is the glamorous French Riviera city of Cannes, known for its chic vibes and sandy shores. We’ll end with an overnight in Ibiza, complete with our very own bar crawl through Ibiza Old Town. As always, you’ll enjoy our signature group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, and Virgin Voyages’ top-tier entertainment, themed parties, and more!
SPECIAL OFFER!
For solo travelers: join for just $1,855 for a private cabin.
For couples & friends: book by December 23 and save 10% on Sea Terrace cabins. Terms apply.
From Athens to Barcelona. Join us on our gay group cruise from October 4–11, 2026, voyaging all the way from Athens to Barcelona with stops in Mykonos, Sicily, the Amalfi Coast, and Rome. Enjoy themed parties, group dinners, shore excursions, and more! SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers pay just $2,030 for a private cabin. BOOK NOW |