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Newsletter 325: Costa Rica Gay Resort, Luxury Catamaran Sailing in Greece + Chef Tours in Mexico City & More

Luxury Meets Paradise
Escape to Royal Grand Resorts, Costa Rica’s premier gay men’s getaway in the heart of Manuel Antonio. Wake up to rainforest views, spend your days at the swim-up bar or in the jacuzzi, and unwind in our Royal sauna. Explore the magic of Manuel Antonio National Park, spot sloths in the trees, then come back for cocktails and starlit dinners. Every room is crafted for comfort — plush bedding, ocean views, and the perfect mix of romance and relaxation.
Book now with Promo Code TBT025 for 5% off your stay!
SPONSORED BY ROYAL GRAND RESORTS
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The Gateway To The Treasures of North East Europe Is Open. Luxury Cruises are a specialty of KelliGregg Travel, who curate only the best itineraries for LGBTQ travelers. In 2026, join them in North East Europe on their All-LGBTQ cruise in Paris & Normandy from April 12-19, 2026, or traverse England, Scotland and Ireland with other sailors starting in London May 1-11, 2026. |
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A Tale of Greek Gods and Men on a Luxury 7-Day All-Inclusive Catamaran Sailing Tour
Naked, sun-drenched lounging, impossibly clear water, hidden coves, all-inclusive gourmet indulgence, open bar (including select spirits!), conversation, and the stars — all of this and more await you with Monobrow Gay Tour Greece. In summer 2026, hop aboard one of two ultra-plush catamarans with a curated crew of fabulous gentlemen, departing from Athens for seven decadent days weaving through the Cyclades. Every island offers something new: Kythnos for secluded swims. Mykonos for dancing and daybeds. Paros for the authentic Greek seaside village experience. Ios for raw island beauty. Santorini for sunsets that could make Aphrodite cry. Milos for cliffs that look sculpted by the gods. And before it all, a night in a chic Athens hotel to set the tone.
All you have to do is choose between a luxury or ultra-luxury catamaran — both serving pure aquatic elegance with comfortable shared or private cabins, a professional crew, and freshly prepared all-included meals onboard. Then pick from a range of dates in June, July, or September for summer 2026. It’s all set to be a sailing trip worthy of any Greek god, so come join the pantheon with Monobrow Gay Tour Greece.
Book before December 15 and enjoy an early bird discount. Furthermore receive a $100 discount exclusively for TBT fans by quoting ‘Two Bad Tourists’ in the comments section of your enquiry, also before 15 December.
SPONSORED BY MONOBROW HOLIDAYS
Back to Barcelona and Sitges. Our 7 Days in Spain tour has been an indisputable success for five years running…so much so that from May 13-19, 2026, we’re going back once more for a week of sightseeing, tapas, beaches and wine in Barcelona and Sitges. SPECIAL OFFER! Book by Nov 30 (extended!) & solo travelers pay no single supplement. VISIT SPAIN |

A Taste of Authenticity in Mexico City with The Chef Tours
If you really want to know a city’s culture, you have to eat its food—and there’s no better guide than a great chef. Curated like a perfect meal, The Chef Tours launch immersive culinary experiences that bring cities to life through storytelling and taste. Now they’re offering two delectable tours in Mexico City led by award-winning chef Karl Wilder.
The Daytime Mexico City Food Tour is a four-hour journey through Mercado Santa Maria Nonoalco, followed by an exploration of the lively streets and plazas of the historical centre to sample Mexican classics and regional specialities—from tacos al pastor to handmade blue-corn tlacoyas. No tacky tourist traps, just authentic Mexican tastes! By night, the Mexico City Confidential: Evening Food & Drink Tour explores the city’s vibrant culinary nightlife. So expect artisanal mezcal in hidden speakeasies, secret taco bars, and regional small plates in unmarked wine bars.
Each tour is intimate, with no more than six guests, and fully on foot to savor every sight, scent, and bite of the culture of Mexico City.
SPONSORED BY THE CHEF TOURS
Plenty to Do in Coqui Del Mar. No gaycation to Puerto Rico is complete without staying at the always fun, clothing-optional guesthouse, Coqui Del Mar. Enjoy their man-filled jacuzzi and pool areas, complimentary breakfast, nearby beach, and fun events like naked barbecues! BOOK YOUR ROOM |

Ciao, Bonjour, and Ooh La La: 10 Day Cruise to Italy and France
Italy and France are where sophistication, exuberance and passion make for easy bedmates! So of course, we absolutely love them both. Our Rome, Sicily, Naples, & Cannes Cruise, sailing August 22-31, 2026, focuses entirely on them. We’ll set off from Rome (Civitavecchia) and spend ten days swooping into six ports along and around Italy’s coast with a gay group aboard a sleek Virgin Voyages ship.
Sailing from Rome’s port, our first call is Catania—Sicily’s scene-stealer from The White Lotus—tucked beneath Mount Etna, with inky lava-stone streets and boisterous markets. We then head north to Naples, alive with UNESCO-listed alleys, buzzing piazzas, and exuberant Baroque splendor. Next up is Ajaccio, Corsica: a sunlit, French-speaking charmer where Mediterranean ease meets Napoleonic history. From there, we drift into Cannes, all polished glamour—boutiques, palm-lined promenades, and a harbor packed with envy-inducing yachts. Finally, it’s back to Italy via Livorno, your launchpad to Tuscan greats: Pisa for the classic Leaning Tower snap and Florence for a Renaissance deep dive, before we complete the loop back to Rome.
This cruise is all set to serve coastline, culture, and chemistry in equal measure.
SPECIAL OFFER!
For solos: join for just $2,250 and get a private cabin.
For couples & friends: Book a Sea Terrace cabin by December 4 and get a free $150 Bar Tab plus save 10%. That’s just $2,203 per person. Terms apply.
June 2026 European Cruise! 2026 is looking hot for Two Bad Tourists so come join the heat by booking a place on our Barcelona to Rome, Tuscany & Ibiza Cruise June 21-28, 2026. See Europe in style while enjoying group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, amazing entertainment, and more! SPECIAL OFFER! Book by Dec 4 & save 10% plus get a free $150 Bar Tab. Terms apply. CRUISE WITH US |

Gay Travel Guide to Hong Kong
“East meets West” is the cliché you’ll hear most often about Hong Kong—and in this case, the shoe fits. As a former British colony until 1997, Hong Kong is a true melting pot of cultures, contrasting sharply with mainland China and embracing more Western and European values. Compared to other parts of Asia, it boasts a more open LGBTQ+ community with a variety of gay bars and events, despite lingering conservative sentiments.
Mykonos Moons and Italian Indulgences. We love Europe, and Greece, Italy, and Spain are firm favorites of ours. See all three on our October 4-11, 2026, cruise. Join our gay group aboard the Scarlet Lady for a week of fine dining, onshore excursions, and sassy themed parties. SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers pay just $2,240 for a private cabin. BOOK NOW |
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