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Newsletter 338: Win a Free Cruise, Queer History Tour of Amsterdam + Valentine's Deal on Clothing-Optional Sailing & More

Escape to Royal Grand Resorts, Costa Rica’s premier gay men’s escape—where everything from the views to the vibes invites you to relax, connect, and feel completely at home. Wake up wrapped in rainforest mist, spend your days flirting at the swim-up bar, steaming up the jacuzzi, or getting a little sweaty in the Royal sauna alongside fellow guests.
Wander the magic of Manuel Antonio National Park, spot a sloth or two, then head back for cocktails, chemistry, and starlit dinners shared with an open, welcoming community of men from around the world. Each room is crafted for romance—plush bedding, ocean breezes, and just the right amount of privacy.
Book now with Promo Code TBT025 for 5% off your stay.
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Rainbow Getaways: Colombia, Bespoke Brilliance. Colombia is a real rags-to-runways success story. After a turbulent past, it has accelerated into the number one queer travel destination in Latin America. See it on your terms through a luxury LGBTQ+ trip planned with our friends and bespoke experts at Rainbow Getaways. SEE WHY COLOMBIA BELONGS ON YOUR BUCKET LIST |

Roses Are Red, Oceans Are Blue — Who Needs Clothes, When I Have You
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and what better way to show your significant other a little love than reserving them a place (with you) aboard a fantastic gay, clothing-optional sailing trip this summer? And now’s your chance because naked sailing skippers of Bare Waves Sailing are offering a huge discount on bookings made between February 1-14, 2026, on four of their busiest and cruisiest routes. Act now and save €150 per person in a shared cabin!
Single? Then just treat yourself to a private cabin and enjoy €300 off, because a little self-love can go a long way — all the way to Greece, Croatia, Mallorca, or the French Riviera, in fact. Choose between a dream trip to Santorini & the Cyclades from May 30-June 6, 2026, a naked cruise along the coast of Croatia from July 4-11, 2026, some class and ass on the French Riviera from September 19-26, 2026, or sailing around Mallorca from June 20-27, 2026, to coincide with the beach parties of Mallorca Pride.
Book before Valentine’s Day and guarantee yourself the second-best thing to do naked in 2026 — the first is on you!
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Sail Baja California with Daddy! An experience shared is multiplied - so hoist your flag and join NautiDaddySailingCo aboard Daddy Beau’s catamaran in November 2026. Sail Baja California with a crew of fun-loving gay adventurers for unforgettable all-male escapades on the open water. Use ‘TBT150’ for $150 off this trip! BOOK NOW |

A Queer Canal-Side Tour of Love and Revolution in Amsterdam
Amsterdam's LGBTQIA+ history is full of queer badasses whose stories still echo across the canals today. Badass Tours—yes, that is an amazing name—brings these legends to life with master storytellers sharing tales of mischief, courage, love, and revolution from the city’s rainbow colored past.
On their two-hour LGBTQ+ History Tour, you’ll stroll along the UNESCO-listed Canal Belt, from lively Rembrandtplein to the powerful Homomonument, uncovering hidden histories woven into the city’s streets. You’ll hear how the world’s first legal same-sex marriage happened in Amsterdam, learn of lesbian love triangles, the secret lives of queer artists and their cladestines meeting places, and of how daring LGBTQIA+ activists brought about change long before pride flags flew openly above the canals.
Should you be lucky enough to visit during Amsterdam’s 2026 World Pride celebrations, they’ll be hosting their Queer Heroes for Amsterdam Pride Tour along the Canal Belt. This tour focuses on queer joy with tales of international LGBTQIA+ badasses as well as local ones. What’s more, they’ve knocked 25% off their standard prices for the event! Take the tour and celebrate a city built by love, rebellion, and badasses.
Note: The men of Mr. Gay Europe aren’t always on the tours, but who knows with World Pride!
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Spring has Sprung in Miami. There’s never been a better time to plan a gaycation to Miami than now. Rainbow Spring is set to light up the city from March to June, building up to Pride Month with pool parties, drag shows, film festivals, big gay events, LGBTQ+ hotel discounts and more. FIND OUT MORE |

Gay Ibiza & Formentera: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Travel Guide
In this episode of Queer Travel Chat, we deep dive into Ibiza and Formentera, two of Spain’s most iconic Mediterranean islands. We explore the LGBTQ+ nightlife, beaches, culture, history, top tips, and must-visit spots. Also, learn how you can join our group trip in Ibiza on a Virgin Voyages cruise.
Subscribe to our show wherever you get your podcasts. If you enjoy this episode, please like the post or leave a comment and let us know what LGBTQ+ travel destinations or tips you want to hear more about.
June 2026 European Cruise! 2026 is looking hot for Two Bad Tourists so come join the heat by booking a place on our Barcelona to Rome, Tuscany & Ibiza cruise June 21-28, 2026. See Europe in style while enjoying group dinners, shore excursions, cocktail hours, amazing entertainment, and more! SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers pay just $2,065 for a private cabin. CRUISE WITH US |

Spain it Like You Mean It in Barcelona and Sitges
Spain is one of the most LGBTQ+ friendly countries in the world and we’re proud to call it our home. There’s nothing we love more than sharing our passion for the country with our guests and so, once more in 2026, we’re pleased to announce the dates for our 7 Days in Spain group trip to Barcelona and Sitges. Join us from May 13-19, 2026, as we spend four nights of sightseeing, tapas and nightlife in Barcelona - everyone’s favorite European city. You’ll take tours through the city center, Sagrada Familia and Parc Guell. We’ll take you to all the best restaurants and introduce you to the city’s lively LGBTQ+ nightlife, visiting gay bars, enjoying drag shows and a Eurovision viewing party. Then we’ll head down the coast for three days to Sitges, a gaytopian coastal town, where the gays go to for a little TLC. Together we’ll explore its cobblestone streets and get some quality beach time under the Spanish sun.
LAST CHANCE! Bookings close on February 15. Reserve your spot today!
Moroccan and Mediterranean Mischief. You can expect quality AND quantity on our coming 11-day Virgin Voyages adventure. From July 26-August 5, 2026, sail with us on an epic voyage from Barcelona to Portsmouth, exploring Tangier, Lisbon, Bilbao, and Bordeaux with parties, art, wine, and mischief galore. SPECIAL OFFER! Book a Sea Terrace cabin by January 27 and save $500. BOOK NOW |
Spice Up Your 2026: Win a Free Cruise with Variety Cruises
Variety is the spice of life, and that’s exactly what you get with Variety Cruises on their 7-day small ship, boutique adventures across the world. Whether it’s Greece or Tahiti, Italy or the Seychelles, their cruises are authentic, enriching journeys made to discover the culture, cuisines, and unique wonders of a destination. Aboard their intimate and boutique ships, you’ll slip into secluded locations unreachable in any other way.
And this year, Variety Cruises is giving away a cruise for completely FREE! That’s right, free! Just sign up for our newsletter, and you’ll enter a draw to win a complimentary cruise that will be valid for any trip until December 31, 2026. The lucky winners will set sail around either the Seychelles, Greece, or Italy and Malta on their cruise of choice. So spice up your 2026 with Variety Cruises by joining our newsletter now.
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