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Newsletter 349: Limited Time to Join Our 2027 Danube River Cruise, Andalucía Gay Group Trip + Naked Sailing & More

Our New River Cruise: Danube Think You Can Handle It?

Hungary, Austria, and Slovakia are exactly what you picture when you think of Central Europe—rich in history, effortlessly beautiful, and full of storybook charm—palaces, cafés and all. But to truly experience them, there’s nothing quite like seeing it from the river. That’s why we’re inviting you on our 7-day Danube River Cruise, August 22–29, 2027—a 7-night, all-inclusive luxury adventure (yes, with an open bar) along one of Europe’s most iconic waterways.

We’ll begin and end in Budapest, known for grand architecture, thermal baths, and quirky ruin bars. From there, we sail to Esztergom, home to Hungary’s largest basilica, then on to Bratislava with its charming Old Town and hilltop castle. In Austria, we visit storybook Dürnstein and nearby Melk Abbey, while Linz offers the option of a day trip to Salzburg, Mozart’s birthplace. We’ll also explore elegant Vienna—imperial palaces, café culture, nightlife, and a cheeky sauna scene included. All shore excursions with our gay group are part of the experience.

On board MS Riviera Radiance, you’ll be treated like the VIG (very important gay) you are, with spacious cabins, a rooftop pool, spa, multiple restaurants, and a stylish lounge—plus all onboard meals, alcoholic drinks and shore excursions are included. Traveling solo? We love solo travelers so much that we are offering a roommate matching program, giving you an instant buddy and the ability to travel at a reduced cost without having to pay the single supplement rate. The clock is ticking, as booking closes April 27, 2026!

BOOKING DEADLINE & SPECIAL OFFER

Reserve your cabin by April 27, 2026, before our group block expires and availability is no longer guaranteed. Plus, get a free €100 onboard credit.

1) For solos: Avoid single supplements and join our roommatch matching program to save big!

2) For couples & friends: We opened up access to discounted Emerald Deck cabins for just $2,749 per person.

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Sun, Skin, Cocktails—You In? Royal Grand Resorts officially opened on April 1st, adding to the heat in Costa Rica with a Swim-up bar, luxury rooms, jungle energy, and plenty of eye candy. This is your sign to stop scrolling and start packing. Book Your Stay with Promo Code TBT025 for an exclusive 5% TwoBadTourists discount. USE CODE

Bare Waves Sets Sail for a Very European Summer

Bare Waves Sailing sure gets around! After kicking off the year getting steamy in the seas of La Paz, Mexico, these clothing-optional world trotters are following the tides to Europe this summer.

Kick off the season in Greece from May 30 - June 6, 2026, with a round-trip sail through Santorini and the Cyclades. Imagine being naked under iconic sunsets, wandering through whitewashed villages, and skinny-dipping in impossibly blue waters. Prefer the Adriatic? Croatia from July 4-11, 2026, delivers legendary nude beaches, hidden coves, crystal-clear water, and that Mediterranean rhythm where time slows and inhibitions drift away. Or close the season in style on the French Riviera from September 19-26, 2026, where Côte d’Azur glamour meets sailing au naturel—from chic ports to secluded anchorages.

Fancy becoming a regular seaman? Get some wind behind your sails and turn every sailing adventure into bigger rewards by joining their frequent-sailor program, Bare NaviGAYtors. Members earn Bare Miles to unlock up to 50% off future trips. Climb tiers, save more, and refer a friend to earn you both a reward on eligible referrals. Join now and start earning on your first trip.

SPONSORED BY BARE WAVES SAILING

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Cruise, Culture, Cocktails, and Connection. Embark with us on our longest adventure yet! Join Two Bad Tourists’ Moroccan Marvels & Mediterranean Wonders cruise with Virgin Voyages, July 26 - August 5, 2026. From Barcelona to Portsmouth, enjoy culture, connection, parties, wine tastings, and unforgettable fun across Tangier, Lisbon, Bilbao, and Bordeaux. HURRY! Bookings close April 30. BOOK NOW

Love Is in the Air—Enter to Win Tickets to Philly Pride

Pride season is almost upon us, and there’s nowhere that does Pride quite like Philadelphia, the “City of Brotherly Love.” So what if we told you that you could snag yourself a free ticket there with our latest giveaway with @BOSphilly, just by signing up for our already awesome newsletter?

We’ve teamed up with Visit Philadelphia and Dollar Flight Club to give away a trip to Philly during Pride celebrations from June 6-7, 2026. The full package includes a $400 USD flight credit, a $200 USD dining credit at a top Philadelphia restaurant, 2 VIP tickets to PHYSICAL (the sexiest Pride party in town), and a 2-night stay at the Canopy by Hilton Center City. If that’s not real love, we don’t know what is. Don’t wait if you want in—the giveaway ends April 30.

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All Aboard for Europe in 2026. Our gay group trips are for everyone—single, couple, throuple, or grouple! Join us June 21-28, 2026, for our Med cruise from Barcelona to Rome, Tuscany, and Ibiza with group dinners, shore excursions, and more across three European countries. DEADLINE: Book a Sea Terrace for just $1,603 per person. Bookings close on April 30. ALL ABOARD

Flamenco, History, and Heat: Journey Through Southern Spain with Two Bad Tourists

We’ve held tours in Barcelona, Sitges, and Madrid—now it’s time to give Southern Spain a little of the Two Bad Tourists’ love! Join us from November 11-19, 2026, as we head to Andalucía, the birthplace of Flamenco, for our 9 Days in Southern Spain, visiting Seville, Córdoba, and Granada.

We’ll kick things off in our home city of Madrid for two days, including a walking tour with David, a tapas tour with our local Spanish foodie, and a night out in the gayborhood. Then we’ll hop on a high-speed train to Spain’s most “Spanish” city, Seville. We’ll catch a flamenco show, visit the Alcázar and Cathedral, dine in authentically Spanish restaurants, and enjoy a night out in the local LGBTQ+ hub. Córdoba makes for a perfect day trip, filled with architectural highlights like its mosque-cathedral, Jewish Quarter, and iconic Roman Bridge.

Finally, we’ll head to Granada, a fairytale city at the foot of the Sierra Nevada, where we’ll explore its winding streets and end with a tour of the breathtaking Alhambra, the world’s most impressive Moorish palace.

Andalucia is where Spain’s spirit runs deepest. Let us take you into its heart. 

ACT FAST!

Book by April 30 to guarantee your visit to the Alhambra, one of Spain’s most iconic sites. Tickets are likely to sell out.

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Athens, Mykonos & Sicily & more! We’re at it again—taking on the Med once more with Virgin Voyages! Join us from October 4-11, 2026, as we explore Athens, Mykonos, Sicily, the Amalfi Coast, and Barcelona, painting the seas scarlet as we go! SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers pay just $2,240 for a private cabin. Only 3 cabins left. BOOK NOW

All Pride, No Prejudice - The Ultimate Guide to Gay Pride Festivals in Europe 2026

Europe is justly proud of a lot of things: being diverse, being beautiful, and being an open-minded land of opportunity. When it comes to LGBTQ+ rights, its progress has been monumental over the last decade. Granted, it's taking some countries in Eastern Europe a tad longer to get the memo (looking at you, Hungary), but the overall direction has been unmistakably, gaily forward.

As such, there’s a lot to celebrate this coming Europe Pride season, as well as a few things left to fight for (most notably against the rolling back of rights for our trans siblings). Pride is both a party and a protest, after all.

So here’s your handy European Pride guide for this year, highlighting the key celebrations and the essential 2026 Pride dates to either choose your favorite, or even plan your ultimate Pride-hopping adventure across the continent.

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Pride Tapas in Chueca. Chorizo, cheese and gazpacho—with a side of Pride! Celebrate Madrid Pride Week (June 29 - July 2) as you explore the best restaurants in Chueca, Madrid’s gayborhood, in just three hours. Taste Spanish food and wine while discovering the LGBTQ+ history and festive spirit of the neighborhood. BOOK NOW

Stand With Our Friends at Queer Scout and Defend LGBTQ+ Businesses

There’s never been a more important time for the LGBTQ+ community to stand together as our rights come under attack from all sides. When we heard that our friends at Out in Colombia and Queer Scout are being sued by the Boy Scouts of America (now operating as Scouting America) for the so-called crime of using the name “Queer Scout,” we couldn’t stay silent.

Scouting America appears to be trying to shut down a smaller LGBTQ+ business that they assume can’t afford to defend itself. They’re wrong. Our friend Sam, founder of Queer Scout, has launched a fundraiser and needs support. If 1,000 people give $100, they can build a strong legal defense and continue the fight. Any contribution helps—whether that’s donating or sharing the campaign.

This goes beyond a name. It’s about small, independent LGBTQ+ businesses being able to exist openly without being pushed out by larger institutions. Supporting Queer Scout means supporting visibility, resilience, and the entrepreneurial spirit that made it possible.

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