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Newsletter 321B: Queer Art Andalucía Retreat, Sailing in Greece, Our Podcast on Sitges + Gay Madrid Trip & More

Fan the Flames of Queer Creativity in an Andalusian Palace
Need the fires of your queer creativity stoked? Seeking like-minded gay men to bounce ideas off of? Then head down to Glainne Retreat in Andalusia, southern Spain from January 11-17, 2026, where thirty participants will gather in a stunningly restored Moorish palace to make the sparks of creativity fly. Under the tutelage of seven renowned queer artists and scholars—including the likes of author Paul Burston, ceramic expert Roberto Lugo, singer and songwriter David McAlmont, and performance artist Colin Seymour (also known as Drag Race superstar Crystal)—you’ll spend a week immersed in a marvelous myriad of workshops, thought-provoking discussions, and enriching activities designed to put your ideas into practice, while emphasizing attention over spectacle and intimacy over scale.
Andalusia is the perfect setting for an artistic revolution, and cultural activities like flamenco shows and themed balls will add a touch of Spanish spice into the itinerary. Request an invitation now and find that inspiration you’re seeking at Glainne Retreat—where queer minds will unite to spark creative conflagration.
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Pride Adventures in Central Europe. From the Berlin Wall to Budapest’s thermal baths, Vienna’s coffee houses to Prague’s fairytale castles — join Pride Adventures’ 9 Days in Central Europe, August 3-11, 2026, for a lovingly crafted journey through Europe’s most iconic cities. EXPERIENCE CENTRAL EUROPE |

Seven Days of Sun, Sea, and Sophistication with Monobrow Gay Tour Greece
Monobrow Gay Tour Greece offers next-level catamaran sailing trips for gay men who know exactly what they want from their vacations. And what they want is to relax in pure luxury, experience unique locations by sea, drink, eat, and enjoy good company — the full package! Founded by power couple Theo and Thanasis, Monobrow Gay Tour Greece redefines luxury travel with two ultra-premium catamarans launching in summer 2026. Each 7-day voyage begins in Athens, setting sail through the breathtaking Cyclades — stopping at Kythnos, Mykonos, Paros, Ios, Santorini, and Milos.
Expect the perfect balance of indulgence and relaxation: sun-drenched decks, crystal-clear waters, world-class cuisine, and a healthy amount of nights out. Every moment is curated for pleasure, from morning swims in secluded bays to evenings venturing out to Greek beach bars. Furthermore, when swimming, sun bathing and on remote beaches the trip is completely clothing-optional. Choose between either a luxury or ultra-luxury catamaran, where you can expect comfortable shared or private cabins, a professional crew, freshly prepared meals on board, and plenty of time to explore each island at your own pace — it’s your vacation, your way.
With dates in June, July, and September, Monobrow Gay Tour Greece offers the sophisticated adventure cruise you’ve been looking for.
SPECIAL OFFER!
Book before December 15, 2025, and enjoy an early bird discount. Furthermore receive a $100 discount exclusively for TBT fans by quoting ‘Two Bad Tourists’ in the comments section of your enquiry, also before December 15, 2025.
SPONSORED BY MONOBROW HOLIDAYS
Naked Freedom in Puerto Rico. The clothes don’t make the man at Coqui Del Mar, the best clothing optional gay guesthouse in Puerto Rico. Within a gay oasis just steps from the beach you’re free to be yourself in a non-judgemental space full of naked men! BOOK YOUR ROOM |
Queer Travel Chat S5E2: Top Things to Do in Sitges - Spain’s Most LGBTQ+ Friendly Beach Town
In this episode, we’re heading to Sitges, Spain, one of Europe’s most iconic LGBTQ+ travel destinations. Just 40 minutes from Barcelona, Sitges is famous for its sunny beaches, lively nightlife, and welcoming queer community.
We’ll share our top 6 favorite things to do in Sitges, from celebrating Sitges Gay Pride and relaxing on the best gay beaches to sipping local wines and dressing up for Sitges Carnival. You’ll also hear a bit of history, insider travel tips, and why Sitges remains a must-visit destination for gay travelers.
Whether you’re planning your first trip to Spain or revisiting this Mediterranean gem, this episode is your ultimate gay travel guide to Sitges.
Subscribe to our show wherever you get your podcasts. If you enjoy this episode, please like the post or leave a comment and let us know what LGBTQ+ travel destinations or tips you want to hear more about.
Sail the Med in Pride Style 🏳️🌈 Aug 31 - Sep 10, 2026: Join Italy Gay Travels on the fabulous Big Pride Cruise 2026 from Rome to Athens! Ten nights aboard Scarlet Lady by Virgin Voyages—adults-only fun, fierce looks, and epic memories. From just $2,500 per person with host Sergio! BOOK NOW |

Castles, Cocktails and Caballeros: This is Madrid!
We fell in love with Spain when we first visited over a decade ago—so much so that we decided never to leave! Let us show you why on our 7 Days in Spain – Madrid, Toledo & Segovia, from September 17-23, 2026.
David will take you on a historic tour through the gorgeous city center. A gay Spanish guide will show you around the spectacular Reina Sofía gallery (home to Picasso’s iconic Guernica), and local Brit Richard will introduce you to the debaucherous delights of Chueca, the local gayborhood. There’ll also be a Spanish drag show, more city exploration, group dinners at the best restaurants, and plenty of tapas. We love our neighbors too, so there will be two day trips to nearby old-school Spanish cities—each with their own distinct personality and iconic sights, like a Roman aqueduct and medieval castles.
Oh, and we’re easy! As in, we welcome guests from all walks of life—be they solo travelers, couples, throuples, or groups. Just like our city, we welcome everyone! So, get yourself over to our home city and let us share our love for it with you.
SPECIAL OFFER!
For solo travelers: the price of the trip is $2,295 per person. Solo travelers who book by December 31, 2025, can also get a private room for the same price, with no single supplement.
10 Day Italy and France Cruise! Love France and Italy? Join our hosted gay group aboard adults-only Virgin Voyages: Rome roundtrip, flirting with Catania, Naples, Ajaccio, Cannes, and Livorno. Sail August 22-31, 2026, with onboard group dinners, shore excursions, themed parties, drag, and a host of surprises. SPECIAL OFFER! Solo travelers can join for just $2,250 & get a private cabin. BOOK NOW |

Coming Back to Haunt You – Four of the Spookiest Locations to Visit Around the World!
Horror is for life, not just for Halloween. From the otherworldly castles of Transylvania to the gruesome museums of London, the world is full of places catering to those with a taste for the macabre. However, four spooky destinations really stand out as worthy visits on a holiday any time of the year, each sure to send a chill down even the most intrepid explorer’s spine.
Worldwide Action with TBT. Barcelona, Tuscany, Sicily, Athens, the Riviera Maya… More is always more—at least when it comes to travel options. So for 2026, we’re giving you more gay group trips to choose from than ever before. Book now and get in on the action! CHOOSE YOUR TRIP |





