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Solo Traveler Deals for Our Northern European Cruise in September
UK Hun? Join our Northern European Cruise in September!
Northern Europe doesn’t get enough love! Join us from September 5-12, 2025, as we set out to remedy that on our latest gay group trip aboard a Virgin Voyages cruise. We’ll visit four Northern European countries over just seven eventful days, beginning with Grand Britannia (also known as the UK).
Embarking from Portsmouth—the birthplace of Charles Dickens—we’ll sail to Amsterdam to paint the town pink during our overnight stay there. Next, it’s on to Bruges, Belgium—known as the "Venice of the North"—famed for its enchanting canals, medieval charm, world-class chocolate, and historic squares. Finally, we’ll wrap up our cruise with a touch of French flair in Bordeaux, the wine capital of France.
Virgin Voyages isn’t just gay-friendly—they’re gay-loving! You can expect cutting-edge entertainment and themed parties led by the ship’s resident drag queen, The Diva (a title, not a name!). As part of our group, you’ll enjoy exclusive access to cocktail parties, group dinners, private events, shore excursions, and more.
Never a Lonely Sailor with Two Bad Tourists
On our cruises, we welcome couples, throuples, groups, and yes—solo travelers. In fact, a large portion of our guests travel alone, and you’re sure to make friends in no time through our group activities. We kick things off with a cocktail party as we set sail, and from there, there’ll always be something to do, see, or drink!
You’ll stay in the loop through our private WhatsApp group, and there will always be one of our crew members at the ship’s events—whether that’s drag queen bingo, a pub quiz, or a late-night party in The Manor, the ship’s nightclub. Every night, you’ll be part of group dinners rotating through all of the ship’s restaurants, from a steakhouse to a Mexican eatery and we’ll also be hosting our own private events, ranging from shore excursions to bar crawls to games of Crime Against Humanity—a salacious card game, you have to try!
Solo Travelers Get the Special (Offer) Treatment
Cabins are going fast, so book now with these guaranteed prices! Act quickly—prices can go up, and our cabins sell out unexpectedly!
SPECIAL OFFERS!
#1 – Book a Solo Insider Cabin for $1,605 (less than 10 cabins remain on the entire ship. Act fast before this cabin type and rate sells out. We predict they’ll be gone by the end of February)
#2 – Book a Standard Sea View Cabin for $2,834
#3 – Book a Ltd View Sea Terrace Cabin for $3,254
We believe cruising should be for everyone, no matter their budget. Don’t want to pay the full amount upfront? No problem! You only need to put down 20%, and you can even apply for monthly payments.
What Our Guests Are Saying!
We don’t like to blow our own trumpets—so we’ll let our past guests do the blowing… through their reviews on TripAdvisor, that is! Let them convince you and see what keeps our guests coming back for more. And we’re sure you will too!
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