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Newsletter 270: Valentine's Special on our Mediterranean Cruise, Win a Stay in Axel Hotel Bilbao + Gay Guide to Porto & More

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Book Your Sweet Mediterranean Escape Together

Trade chocolates and roses for sunsets and Rosé this Valentine’s Day by booking a double occupancy cabin aboard our summer Mediterranean cruise from June 22–29, 2025. Bring your special someone, a friend, or even a friend with benefits as we set sail from Barcelona, making stops in France, Italy, and Ibiza.

As part of our group, you and your companions will have access to cocktail parties, group dinners, onshore excursions, and more—along with all the entertainment, themed parties, and quirky features the ship has to offer. You’re free to stay with the group or do your own thing whenever you like on our trips. So, whether you want to spoil each other on a private shopping trip in Cannes, enjoy a romantic dinner at one of the ship’s many restaurants, or just kick back by the pool while lathering your partner in sunscreen, it’s all good with us!

We’ll work with you to make your cruise the sweet escape you both deserve.

SPECIAL OFFER

Book a Sea Terrace cabin by February 28 and save $200 plus get $400 in onboard credit. That’s just $2,490 per person. First come, first served. Hurry, the offer ends soon! Terms apply.

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Win A 2-night Stay in Bilbao, Spain with Axel Hotels!

To kick off the year, we’re teaming up with Axel Hotels, the world’s first official LGBTQ+ hotel chain, to offer an exciting new giveaway to their newsletter subscribers! Register for our newsletter for a chance to win a 2-night hotel stay for two people at the brand-new Axel Hotel Bilbao—plus a $200 USD flight credit provided by Dollar Flight Club. Bilbao is one of the most unique LGBTQ+ friendly destinations in Spain, where everything is a work of art—from its iconic museums like the Guggenheim and stunning architecture to its world-famous cuisine and the Basque men themselves! The Axel Bilbao Hotel is located right in the heart of the action, with incredible views over the Old Town river estuary. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience it for free by subscribing before February 28, 2025, at 11:00 AM CET, when the lucky winner will be drawn at random. 

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Gay Travel Guide to Porto

Porto is an underrated beauty of a city, often overlooked in favor of its big brother, Lisbon. It has been named one of the Top 10 European Destinations by Lonely Planet, European Consumer’s Choice, and TripAdvisor. Located on the Douro River in the north of Portugal, it’s a city with great cultural and historical importance and is well known for its Port wine—hence the name! Porto boasts beautiful natural landscapes, towering bridges, impressive architecture, as well as great culture, gastronomy, and nightlife for its modest size. It’s one of the up-and-coming cities to visit in Europe, and the past few years have seen a huge upswing in gay and gay-friendly venues across the city. What's more, Portugal is probably one of the least expensive countries to visit in Western Europe, so your money will go far during a visit.

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